9 definitions by Barbecued Ribs

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>implying you don't already know what this means
>implying this needs an example
by Barbecued Ribs May 29, 2011
A bag containing 36 dicks. No more. No less.


Someone who is 36 times worse than your average dick.
Kevin: Hey Mason, guess what I got you for Christmas?
Mason: What?
Kevin: A dickbag!
Mason: It's just what I've always wanted!


Matt: I fucked you dad.
Mason: You dickbag!
by Barbecued Ribs May 13, 2010
Further proof that Batman is prepared for anything
If Adam West as Batman fought George Clooney as Batman, Adam West would pull out his Batman Repellent Batspray.
by Barbecued Ribs April 15, 2010
The paradox concluding that a penis, shielded from view by a pair of pants, shorts, skirt, etc. and is unobserved is both large and small at the same time.
Upon urbaning his name, Ben found out the he has a Schrödinger's Penis.
by Barbecued Ribs April 15, 2010
A field of scientific theory dealing with genitals that are either very small, or very theoretical.
Quantum Genital Mechanics states that Matt has very small genitals, and Mason has very theoretical genitals
by Barbecued Ribs April 15, 2010
A synonym for goatse


A synonym for 1 guy 1 jar
Matt: "Did you see that video I sent you?"

Mason: "Oh man, that was a Rectal Catastrophe."
by Barbecued Ribs May 11, 2010
A euphemism meaning to masturbate.
I found some hot porn and was Slapping Ben Franklin all night.
by Barbecued Ribs April 30, 2010

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