Definitions by Banterbus

Who put twenty pence in you 

When someone decides to pipe up n chat utter shit and their comment was not wanted or irrelevant

Jess "oh my god Gary your a fukn dickhead"

Gary "fukn hell who put twenty pence in you fuk off

Who put twenty pence in you by Banterbus September 11, 2016

The Greasy Fireman

During intercourse, both intercoursees are smothered in oil, hence enhancing the sexual experience. It is at this point that the male leans upon a lit scented candle, thus engulfing the couple in flames. This often ends in a fulfilling night along with 3rd degree burns.

Man is lying in hospital...

DUDE1: Holy shit dude! you look terrible, what happened??
DUDE2: Tried to pull off The Greasy Fireman.
DUDE1: Ah.. touche

The Greasy Fireman by Banterbus October 16, 2009

lolstains

The art of LOL-ing to such an extent that one ejaculates or urinates a small amount in their underwear.

DUDE1: hahahah just saw that clip on failbog I was so ROFL!
DUDE2: hah yeh mate its so funny I had lolstains everwhere
DUDE1: oh.. well thats not cool
DUDE2: I know I'm ashamed - was such a bitch to clean off

lolstains by Banterbus October 14, 2009