Bailmaninmo's definitions

Blowback

Blowback is when a person cuts a fart (passes gas) and the wind blows the stench of the fart back into his own face.

Man, I just farted, and it was some real horrible blowback!

by Bailmaninmo July 18, 2025

Professional Firer

A Professional Firer is a business owner who continually fires the employees just for the sake of firing them. These type of individuals own businesses just so they can fire people.

John is a Professional Firer.

by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019

Discombobulated

The state of mind where a person is overwhelmed by everything that they are trying to accomplish. Often times, this state of mind causes the persons mind to "shut down" and therefore be rendered useless for any sort of common sense reasoning.

I get so much interference that I am discombobulated. Discombobulated

by Bailmaninmo April 19, 2018

UTE

A Ute originally referred to a bird that doesn't fly. It was a strange bird that has wings, only 3 legs, but can't fly. It can also refer to a weird person who can't do much. The person has to actually be weird for that to apply.

She's a ute.

by Bailmaninmo January 1, 2019

Air Sandwich

An "Air" sandwich is a food product made of nothing at all. Normally it's consumed without the buns. Therefore, the eater is actually eating nothing at all.

We're so broke, we had air sandwiches for dinner.

by Bailmaninmo December 14, 2018

Bail Man

A "Bail Man" is a state licenced individual who gets people out of jail. Commonly referred to as a "bail bondsman" This person can secure the release of individuals at any time of the day or night with a signature. They are regulated by the Department of Insurance. The term "Bail Man" is not limited to men only. Females are also "bail-men".

We had to call a Bail Man to get him out.

by Bailmaninmo December 16, 2018

CATTLE

"CATTLE" is a word that describes a person, or group of people who go through daily life following the dictates of anything they may see or hear from the media. These type of individuals refuse to think for themselves, like livestock, and follow the leader in the blind no matter what their objective is. AND the cattle don't care what it is.

She is stupid, like cattle in a barn house. Any time there is a movement from the other cattle , she will follow. CATTLE.

by Bailmaninmo November 6, 2017