Bailmaninmo's definitions

Ass Paper

Ass Paper is commonly referred to as "toilet paper", or "bath tissue". There is no difference. However, the term "Ass Paper" is actually the correct word to describe what it's used for. Toilet paper can be misleading, some can assume you use toilet paper to clean the toilet. Bath tissue can be used to clean the bathtub. Ass Paper can only be used to clean your asshole after you take a shit.

Hey, we're out of Ass Paper again.

by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019

Air Sandwich

An "Air" sandwich is a food product made of nothing at all. Normally it's consumed without the buns. Therefore, the eater is actually eating nothing at all.

We're so broke, we had air sandwiches for dinner.

by Bailmaninmo December 14, 2018

Arkins Ass

Arkins Ass refers to the state of Arkansas. Before it was officially named "Arkansas" there was "old man Arkin" He had such a severe case of hemorrhoids that was contagious, that it became an epidemic. It was so epidemic that it became the name of a USA state. "Old man Arkin" was John Arkin in the early 1800's. So they wanted to call the state 'Arkins Ass" but that didn't work out real well. It then became "Arkansas" .

We came to the conclusion that Dave has Arkins Ass and needs to be treated.

by Bailmaninmo November 26, 2019

Professional Disagreer

A Professional Disagreer is a person who, no matter what the topic is about will disagree with you . This type of person has no knowledge about what he is actually dis agreeing with. But he just does.

This dude is a Professional Disagreer.

by Bailmaninmo December 14, 2018

Blastback

Blastback occurs when someone farts and the wind blows the stench of the fart back into the farters face.

I just farted, and the Blastback was horrible

by Bailmaninmo March 24, 2019

CATTLE

"CATTLE" is a word that describes a person, or group of people who go through daily life following the dictates of anything they may see or hear from the media. These type of individuals refuse to think for themselves, like livestock, and follow the leader in the blind no matter what their objective is. AND the cattle don't care what it is.

She is stupid, like cattle in a barn house. Any time there is a movement from the other cattle , she will follow. CATTLE.

by Bailmaninmo November 6, 2017

Blowback

Blowback is when a person cuts a fart (passes gas) and the wind blows the stench of the fart back into his own face.

Man, I just farted, and it was some real horrible blowback!

by Bailmaninmo July 18, 2025