Bailmaninmo's definitions

Arkins Ass

Arkins Ass refers to the state of Arkansas. Before it was officially named "Arkansas" there was "old man Arkin" He had such a severe case of hemorrhoids that was contagious, that it became an epidemic. It was so epidemic that it became the name of a USA state. "Old man Arkin" was John Arkin in the early 1800's. So they wanted to call the state 'Arkins Ass" but that didn't work out real well. It then became "Arkansas" .

We came to the conclusion that Dave has Arkins Ass and needs to be treated.

by Bailmaninmo November 26, 2019

Professional Firer

A Professional Firer is a business owner who continually fires the employees just for the sake of firing them. These type of individuals own businesses just so they can fire people.

John is a Professional Firer.

by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019

Ass Paper

Ass Paper is commonly referred to as "toilet paper", or "bath tissue". There is no difference. However, the term "Ass Paper" is actually the correct word to describe what it's used for. Toilet paper can be misleading, some can assume you use toilet paper to clean the toilet. Bath tissue can be used to clean the bathtub. Ass Paper can only be used to clean your asshole after you take a shit.

Hey, we're out of Ass Paper again.

by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019

Air Sandwich

An "Air" sandwich is a food product made of nothing at all. Normally it's consumed without the buns. Therefore, the eater is actually eating nothing at all.

We're so broke, we had air sandwiches for dinner.

by Bailmaninmo December 14, 2018

Hunkered down dead

Hunkered down dead refers to a person who is too lazy do get up out of bed. More specifically one who sleeps most of the time.

She got depressed and is now hunkered down dead.

by Bailmaninmo July 18, 2025

Bald Arm

This is a phenomenon that commonly takes place at casino tables while gambling blackjack for a long period of consecutive time. The elbow is bent on the edge of the table either in a downward or upward position. After a few hours the hair on the arm or elbow will become smooth where the table meets the arm. There could be indentations of that part of the table on the arm. Shoulders will become stiff, perhaps even sore. Almost always the edge of the table where the elbow is laying will have short lasting non permanent indentations as well for a few minutes after the person removes his arm or elbow. Bald Arm could cause minor irritation to the skin for a few hours even after the person stops playing.

I was at the casino all night and got Bald Arm.

by Bailmaninmo August 22, 2018

ASS COLD

Ass cold is a term which describes the degree of coldness. If anythings described as "ass" then it's the most intense. Less intensive coldness can be described as "butt cold" , "dick cold" or just "cold" however, "ass cold" is the worst of them all.

I don't want to go anywhere today, it's ass cold outside.

by Bailmaninmo January 1, 2019