Ass Paper is commonly referred to as "toilet paper", or "bath tissue". There is no difference. However, the term "Ass Paper" is actually the correct word to describe what it's used for. Toilet paper can be misleading, some can assume you use toilet paper to clean the toilet. Bath tissue can be used to clean the bathtub. Ass Paper can only be used to clean your asshole after you take a shit.
Hey, we're out of Ass Paper again.
by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019
Ass cold is a term which describes the degree of coldness. If anythings described as "ass" then it's the most intense. Less intensive coldness can be described as "butt cold" , "dick cold" or just "cold" however, "ass cold" is the worst of them all.
by Bailmaninmo January 01, 2019
A Ute originally referred to a bird that doesn't fly. It was a strange bird that has wings, only 3 legs, but can't fly. It can also refer to a weird person who can't do much. The person has to actually be weird for that to apply.
She's a ute.
by Bailmaninmo January 01, 2019
A Professional Disagreer is a person who, no matter what the topic is about will disagree with you . This type of person has no knowledge about what he is actually dis agreeing with. But he just does.
This dude is a Professional Disagreer.
by Bailmaninmo December 14, 2018
This is when someone continues to speak AT you even though you don't want to hear or reply to them in any way. Often times the one doing the ear fucking will make statements, then expect some type of response.
by Bailmaninmo May 01, 2019
A "Do-Nothinger" is a person who is employed by some sort of retail establishment who does nothing at all while customers are waiting. They will normally just act like they have a purpose, but they don't. This can be seen in banks, and other governmental agencies where there are consumers waiting in line wishing the employees would hurry up and get to them while they appear to be doing things related to the business at hand, but they are not.
Hello, I would like to apply for the position of Do-Nothinger ... I can do nothing better than they can.
by Bailmaninmo December 16, 2018
A doc-torr is a medical doctor who is of Iranian or similar decent. The're the doctors that have a funny accent.
by Bailmaninmo January 01, 2019