Bailmaninmo's definitions

Bail Man

A "Bail Man" is a state licenced individual who gets people out of jail. Commonly referred to as a "bail bondsman" This person can secure the release of individuals at any time of the day or night with a signature. They are regulated by the Department of Insurance. The term "Bail Man" is not limited to men only. Females are also "bail-men".

We had to call a Bail Man to get him out.

by Bailmaninmo December 16, 2018

UTE

A Ute originally referred to a bird that doesn't fly. It was a strange bird that has wings, only 3 legs, but can't fly. It can also refer to a weird person who can't do much. The person has to actually be weird for that to apply.

She's a ute.

by Bailmaninmo January 1, 2019

Doc-torr

A doc-torr is a medical doctor who is of Iranian or similar decent. The're the doctors that have a funny accent.

I had to go to Doc-torr office today.

by Bailmaninmo January 1, 2019

Ass Paper

Ass Paper is commonly referred to as "toilet paper", or "bath tissue". There is no difference. However, the term "Ass Paper" is actually the correct word to describe what it's used for. Toilet paper can be misleading, some can assume you use toilet paper to clean the toilet. Bath tissue can be used to clean the bathtub. Ass Paper can only be used to clean your asshole after you take a shit.

Hey, we're out of Ass Paper again.

by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019

Air Sandwich

An "Air" sandwich is a food product made of nothing at all. Normally it's consumed without the buns. Therefore, the eater is actually eating nothing at all.

We're so broke, we had air sandwiches for dinner.

by Bailmaninmo December 14, 2018

HUNDRED DOLLARED TO DEATH

This happens when every time you turn around, you're having to pay a hundred dollars.

We were getting HUNDRED DOLLARED TO DEATH.

by Bailmaninmo January 1, 2019

Do-Nothinger

A "Do-Nothinger" is a person who is employed by some sort of retail establishment who does nothing at all while customers are waiting. They will normally just act like they have a purpose, but they don't. This can be seen in banks, and other governmental agencies where there are consumers waiting in line wishing the employees would hurry up and get to them while they appear to be doing things related to the business at hand, but they are not.

Hello, I would like to apply for the position of Do-Nothinger ... I can do nothing better than they can.

by Bailmaninmo December 16, 2018