11 definitions by Badger girl 317

Elegant lady farts.
Often come out of a young woman’s anal glands in a light spritz.
A mild musky and lightly floral scent of flatulence
That Molly is a delightful young 👩 woman;

I would be more than willing to pay a small nominal fee to sniff one her larts.
by Badger girl 317 January 16, 2022
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Critter Hunter.
Often finds Dean in the crawl with a lady Coon.
Holds regular critter hunts down in Seymour Indiana.
Has a secret diaper fettish.
When things are getting dull he covers himself in bacon grease and does the Jamaican nut slap to get a rise out of people.
Dresses like a lady and stares at himself in the mirror when no one’s home.
Likes to write music.

Enjoys a good mystery novel.
that Naked fella over there with a possum in a crate sure is a Rupert!
by Badger girl 317 January 15, 2022
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Same thing as a regular pirate but instead of stealing gold they break into peoples houses and steal anything and everything involving SMUT.
Sex toys, pornography, sexy lingerie
You see mike made out with a whole box full of Brazilian fart fettish porn when he robbed that house at the end of the block; mikes a real SMUT PIRATE!!
by Badger girl 317 January 16, 2022
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High or drunk
Used by e-40 and other east bay rappers
I was perkulating off that Seagrams gin and a little bit of spice mixed in
by Badger girl 317 September 22, 2013
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