BadLieutenant's definitions

townie

The lowest group within urban society. Pests and annoyances. Townie males sport an up-turned baseball cap, and wear hoodies or baggy sports clothes, and usually have a shaven or short haircut. They can also be identified with large amounts of fake jewellery, Burberry clothing and poor linguistic ability. Townie females are generally mingers, with vast amounts of make-up, short sluttish clothing, loud, smokers and binge drinkers. They hang around local shops and/or bus shelters in large group numbers, and have a liking for garage, hardcore dance and hip-hop music as well as driving modified old cars (e.g. Vauxhall Novas). Townies are the main cause of social ills such as vandalism, petty theft and violent crime.

Townies contribute nothing to civilised society. They should not be here.

by BadLieutenant August 8, 2004

vanilla ice

Balless,soulless, spiritless little corporate bitch. His music was mediocre and banal, and it made a mockery of true rap music. He had no talent and yet he was a star. It just goes to show that the great musicians are left out and we are just left with complete shit.

Vanilla was a sucker of satan's cock, along with MC Hammer, Marky Mark, and New Kids On The Block.

by BadLieutenant August 11, 2004

lunatic

A reckless or psychopathic individual. Derived from 'Lunar' which in turn is derived from the Latin word for 'Moon'.
It used to be popular belief that insane and psychologically disturbed people had been effected by the phases of the moon.

His hands are soaked in blood and hes carrying a sickle with a big grin on his face.

by BadLieutenant September 1, 2004

scum

Anyone who contributes nothing to our society, save for crime, disease and misery.

Pimps, Drug-dealers, Gangsters, Child pornographers: These are all examples of low-life, worthless scum.

by BadLieutenant June 21, 2004

the who

A fantastic British rock band comprised of Roger Daultrey (Vocals), Peter Townshend (Guitarist), Keith Moon (Drums), and John Entwistle (Keyboard). Began in the early 1960's, and are still doing performances now, only with a different line-up (Moon and Entwistle both died in drug-related incidences).

Great tracks include 'Baba O'Riley', 'Won't Get Fooled Again', 'My Generation', 'I Can See For Miles' 'I Can't Explain' and many more.

by BadLieutenant September 3, 2004

townies

All the morons on here like Psycho Bitch don't seem to realise that townies victimise those who don't share their Neanderthal way of life.They always bully metallers because of their musical taste and dress sense. For that person who said that moshers and skaters think they are better:Get your head out of your arse. They don't think they're better, they have just had enough of townie fuckwits picking on them, and so they should be. I can't stand all those stupid words like 'Blud', 'Innit' and 'Blingin'. Talking like some kind of rainforest ape. The girls dress like prostitutes and they act like them, and the males like their customers. They drive shit cars, drink horrible shit cider, flash their dicks at 70 year old women in the hope of pulling, and model themselves on gangsters and pimps (Who are low-life scum so its no surprise). I fucking hate townies and i pray to the gods that they have all been wiped out within the next few years

Yeh Blud, Innit Blud, I bang my 12 year old sister Blud, let me bum a tab off u (fucking wank stain).

by BadLieutenant July 25, 2004

billy joel

no one on here so far has even mentioned billy joel's greatest ever song... All For Leyna. this is one of the greatest love songs ever made and many people can relate to the fact that he cares about absolutely fuck-all else when it comes to the girl he cares about. its a great song and its his best.

we didn't start the fire is excellent as well.

by BadLieutenant December 23, 2004