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townie

The lowest group within urban society. Pests and annoyances. Townie males sport an up-turned baseball cap, and wear hoodies or baggy sports clothes, and usually have a shaven or short haircut. They can also be identified with large amounts of fake jewellery, Burberry clothing and poor linguistic ability. Townie females are generally mingers, with vast amounts of make-up, short sluttish clothing, loud, smokers and binge drinkers. They hang around local shops and/or bus shelters in large group numbers, and have a liking for garage, hardcore dance and hip-hop music as well as driving modified old cars (e.g. Vauxhall Novas). Townies are the main cause of social ills such as vandalism, petty theft and violent crime.
Townies contribute nothing to civilised society. They should not be here.
by BadLieutenant August 8, 2004
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vanilla ice

Balless,soulless, spiritless little corporate bitch. His music was mediocre and banal, and it made a mockery of true rap music. He had no talent and yet he was a star. It just goes to show that the great musicians are left out and we are just left with complete shit.
Vanilla was a sucker of satan's cock, along with MC Hammer, Marky Mark, and New Kids On The Block.
by BadLieutenant August 11, 2004
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fashion police

People who are so conceited and judgemental, their brain cells have decayed immensely.

Wonder around insulting people because they are independent in their clothing.
Fashion Police:''Like oh my god, that top is like so yesterday''.

Person with a fully-functional brain: ''If I wanted any fashions tips, i would at least try someone with a shred of any form of sophistication.
by BadLieutenant September 4, 2004
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prostitute

A women who sells her body to a variety of creeps, low-lifes and degenerates. The majority of her wages goes directly to her abusive scumbag pimp who takes pride in the fact that he arranges for her to be degraded at the expense of scum.
Since when was it Okay to go screw and fuck with a bunch of killers, junkies and perverts?
by BadLieutenant June 21, 2004
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marijuana

Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally on our planet. How can you make nature against the fucking law?
I think making nature against the law is slightly paranoid. It serves a thousand different functions all over the world, all of them positive, and it has never had any fatalities to account for. And no, pot does not make you unmotivated. Whilst high, you can do everyone that you would usually do, you just realise its not worth the effort.
'Sure, I could get up at dawn and go to a job that i hate and that does not inspire me creatively whatsoever for the rest of my fuckin life. 'Or i could get up at noon, and learn to play the sitar.'
by BadLieutenant August 12, 2004
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Taxi Driver

The best film of all time. Travis Bickle is the true definition of a hero.
He goes to a scummy brothel with his 44.magnum and blows away all the scum to save one little girl. Very admirable and a timeless classic.
by BadLieutenant July 25, 2004
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iggy pop

American singer, famous as the frontman of The Stooges and as a solo artist, who has been recording since 1967. Many consider him the Father of Punk Rock. I must say he is pretty damn good.
Great tracks include 'Lust for Life', 'The Passenger', 'Search and Destroy', 'I Wanna Be Your Dog' and loads more.
by BadLieutenant October 18, 2004
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