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god

The intangible parent figure that is apparently there, and the one who inhibits the actions and decisions of billions of people worldwide. At least atheists have a mind of their own.
When your faith resides in God, your personal freedom is gone.
by BadLieutenant June 3, 2004
mugGet the godmug.

jimi hendrix

ok lets clear this thing up right fucking now. Slash has nothing on Jimi Hendrix. If you think Slash is better than Jimi you are a <Fucking Moron?>.

Jimi was the best guitarist ever. no-one has ever and no-one can and no-one will master the guitar like Hendrix did.
And now bringing to you the best guitarist of all time...SLASH! eeer..no

Where as Slash will be an overweight burn-out in a few years, Hendrix rocks on from the grave
by BadLieutenant August 5, 2004
mugGet the jimi hendrixmug.

Buckweat

To 'buckweat' someone means to murder them in any method that causes a slow, very painful death. The phrase 'buckwheat' was given rise to in the film ''Things to do in Denver when you're Dead''. (An excellent movie which I highly recommend).
One example of a 'buckweat' is to fire a gun into someone's rectum. This causes them to contort and suffer excruciatingly for 20 minutes before they die.
by BadLieutenant June 7, 2004
mugGet the Buckweatmug.

marijuana

Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally on our planet. How can you make nature against the fucking law?
I think making nature against the law is slightly paranoid. It serves a thousand different functions all over the world, all of them positive, and it has never had any fatalities to account for. And no, pot does not make you unmotivated. Whilst high, you can do everyone that you would usually do, you just realise its not worth the effort.
'Sure, I could get up at dawn and go to a job that i hate and that does not inspire me creatively whatsoever for the rest of my fuckin life. 'Or i could get up at noon, and learn to play the sitar.'
by BadLieutenant August 12, 2004
mugGet the marijuanamug.

Taxi Driver

The best film of all time. Travis Bickle is the true definition of a hero.
He goes to a scummy brothel with his 44.magnum and blows away all the scum to save one little girl. Very admirable and a timeless classic.
by BadLieutenant July 25, 2004
mugGet the Taxi Drivermug.

scumkill

Any act which culminates in the elimination of society's degenerates e.g., bullies, child pornographers, pimps, drug-peddlars, gangsters, rapists, street thugs, etc. these kind of people are worthless and all they do is ruin lives, so scumkill isn't murder, it's a good tool that the government should use.
Hey look at that thug beating up that old women. i say we have a game of Scumkill.

Yeh, lets. it always gets things going.
by BadLieutenant July 29, 2004
mugGet the scumkillmug.

MTV

I never see Lou Reed or Bowie or Hendrix on MTV. something is wrong with this picture.
by BadLieutenant October 13, 2004
mugGet the MTVmug.

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