3 definitions by BVatose

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A situation in which one consumes an enormous amount of alcohol, causing an individual to stagger about in a disgraceful manner, rambling on incoherently. Can lead to other embarrassing events such as performing card tricks that don't exist, and walking through ankle deep puddles without notice.
Brian: "Wow, Graham has really pounded through that whiskey tonight!"
Jeff: "Did he drink that entire bottle straight up?"
Brad: "Fucking rights.... He's gonna be sooo Jantzed tonight!"

Indian 1: "Hey Freddy, do you wanna go down to the creek and get Jantzed with me?"
Indian 2: "It sounds great but we'd better hurry...Lunch is in an hour "
by BVatose January 16, 2011

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To initiate intense pleasure to ones life partner.
Jeff: "You Jantzed the hell out of me last night Brian!"
Brian: "I know I did friend.....now go wash the fucking dishes!"
by BVatose January 18, 2011

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A very small- highly evolved Vancouver gang, which was formed in Prato, Italy. Consisting of urban city kids under the age of 30, they roll proud and let nothing, or nobody stand in their way.
Brad: "Hey Harvie, go stomp out that Pompeii whore!"
Pete: "I dunno man, she's just minding her own business tryin' to earn a Lira..."
Brad: "Come on.... Do it for the Vatose!"
by BVatose January 13, 2011

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