4 definitions by BOBtheBUILDERcanHEfixIT🥸

Colin

Prob is white and is a trumpie and prob dating 5000000000000000 girls before.

Girl: I'm sad

Boy: why?
Girl: colin and I broke up

Boy: that white crusty wanna-be cool boy

Boy: he is the definition of an ick man
Girl: *cries*
Boy: you will be fine he was a NASTY CHEETO PUFF CRUST trump supporter anyway

KANYE 2024

by BOBtheBUILDERcanHEfixIT🥸 October 11, 2022

LANDON BARKER

LANDON BARKER IS A BARKER WHOSE DAD IS BALD YOU COULD LITERALLY SLAP CHEESE ON HIS BIG ASHY TATTOOED FOREHEAD. MAN GOT LIKE FIFTY HEADS ON ONE HEAD. HIS DAD IS A SKINNY PIECE OF FRIED RICE.

DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED WITH HIS SISTER ALABAMA

Chase Hudson: hey babe!
Charli Damelio: ew

Chase Hudson: what did I do honey sugar plumb
Charli Damelio: Landon's better

Landon Barker: I'm better b!+h

Charli Damelio: bye chase

Chase Hudson: YOU’RE A SHOWSTOPPER A BAD LIER HOMIE HOPPER DRAMA STARTER

chase Hudson: YOU COULD OF HAD A ROCK STAR BUT YOU CHOSE UP ON A BUM STAR BOOT LEG VERSION OF ME THATS YOUR LOSE HAD TO FIND OUT FROM A PHOTO HANGING ON YOUR ARM LIKE A KNOCK OFF

STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE NOTHING NEVER REALLY SAW THIS COMING...

by BOBtheBUILDERcanHEfixIT🥸 October 11, 2022

Madi

Madi is a nice girl who is really shy at first but becomes very outgoing once you know her. She typically falls in love very easily but with the wrong guy. He probably has brown hair and brown eyes and plays lots of sports like maybe hockey or baseball or even football. The relationship probably goes well but madi doesn’t talk to much cause she is too nervous to express her feeling. Madi has a hard time in relationships because she is to scared of what’s going to happen. But when it's time for the breakup it's very hard at first but then she thinks she can pull another guy but then he prob ends up hurting her then she is back to the beginning missing her ex.

Man:**sad**
Girl: waz wong
Man: I just broke up with Madi

Girl: YOU BROKE UP WITH MADI

man: she was just always sad
girl: DUDE BECAUSE SHE NEEDED YOU

man: **finds out he has a crush on one of madi’s best friends **

by BOBtheBUILDERcanHEfixIT🥸 October 11, 2022

NLE Choppa

NLE CHOPPA IS THE HOTTEST, FINEST, HANDSOMEST, MOST BEAUTIFULEST, RAP STAR YOU WILL EVER LAY YOUR EYE UPON. ITS NOT EVERYDAY YOU SEE A RAPPER LOKIN SO HELLA FINE LIKE NLE. HIS TATOOS UHHH, HIS VOICE UHHH, HIS HAIR UHHH, HIS GRILLZZZZ UHHHHHHHHHH *GET ME GOING*. GOTTA LISTEN TO MY FAV SONG BY HIM

SHOTTA FLOW REMIX FT. BLUEFACE AND ALL THE SHOTTA FLOWS CUZ WHY NOT

OR THE SONG HE DID WITH LIL LOADED 6LOCC 6A6Y

DO IT AGAIN

FINAL WARNING

23

CAMELOT

PERSON 1: "WHOS NLE CHOPPA?"

PERSON 2: HES ONLY THE HOTTEST BEST RAPPER EVER

by BOBtheBUILDERcanHEfixIT🥸 February 20, 2023