LANDON BARKER IS A BARKER WHOSE DAD IS BALD YOU COULD LITERALLY SLAP CHEESE ON HIS BIG ASHY TATTOOED FOREHEAD. MAN GOT LIKE FIFTY HEADS ON ONE HEAD. HIS DAD IS A SKINNY PIECE OF FRIED RICE.

DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED WITH HIS SISTER ALABAMA
Chase Hudson: hey babe!
Charli Damelio: ew

Chase Hudson: what did I do honey sugar plumb
Charli Damelio: Landon's better

Landon Barker: I'm better b!+h

Charli Damelio: bye chase

Chase Hudson: YOU’RE A SHOWSTOPPER A BAD LIER HOMIE HOPPER DRAMA STARTER

chase Hudson: YOU COULD OF HAD A ROCK STAR BUT YOU CHOSE UP ON A BUM STAR BOOT LEG VERSION OF ME THATS YOUR LOSE HAD TO FIND OUT FROM A PHOTO HANGING ON YOUR ARM LIKE A KNOCK OFF

STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE NOTHING NEVER REALLY SAW THIS COMING...
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