8 definitions by BIG Dong 12”
The guntar is coming. And when he’s here, you won’t be able to un-see him for the rest of you life. Description: Gaylord 9000 appearance. Usually wears AirPods, yeezys, pink sweaters, and a scrunchy on his wrist. Has hair like a mix of Donald trump and some dandelion fluff. Likes listening to trash songs, and has, like, 80 GF’s. When gunnar and Brodie are together the creat a gay couple so whack, that you would think you were under the influence. Likes fortnite. Ugly Af on the inside, and has an inverted pp.
by BIG Dong 12” July 1, 2019
Alex is a cute shorty. He takes kawaii to the next level. He has the appearance of a know it all in anime slice of life, but shows his true colours as a delinquent. Possibly might be the best mathematician ever if he ever did math. Over all cool dude, and all the girls want him. Also said he was gay once.
by BIG Dong 12” July 1, 2019
Who did it? Is the first question you might be wondering if you ever find yourself in this situation. But in reality it IS the baby who did it. Not only the shit, but the murder. Now lots of baby’s go to funeral homes. From sacrifices to suffocation, theirs a lotta ways for the baby’s to get there. But what you wouldn’t expect is a baby getting stuck in a corpse, and taking a shit. Essentially, baby shit in a funeral home can be taken 2 ways. 1.) gunnar. 2.) a series of murders and/or deaths that lead to a baby taking a large dump in a funeral home
Baby shit in a funeral home is bad
by BIG Dong 12” July 1, 2019
Someone dabs* Someone else: is that a sign of affection? *they start making out* someone else (let’s call him gunnar): lets take this to my room! *winks* someone who dabbed (lets call them Brodie): i’d Like to do that. *they get to the hotel room, still making out furiously* Gunnar: I’ve done this a lot with other guys, so let me lead, ok? Brodie: all right. *gunnar reaches into Brodie’s pants, pulling out Brodie’s douche cock* gunnar: wow! This is at least 40” bigger than mine!! *gunnar pulls down his pants* brodie: wow I can put my douche cock into your op, because yours is inverted! Gunnar: I know! It’s great right!!! *they get to the bed, feeling aroused, they both dab, furiously until wet and sweaty* gunnar: ok, I’m ready: Brodie: *to be continued...*
by BIG Dong 12” July 1, 2019
Matakai is a pretty chill dude. Unfortunately, not so much in bed. He’s pretty obsessive over his girlfriends, and can be abusive to the people around him. Matakai is super fit with an eight pack and biceps for days, which make up for his not so forgiving attitude. Over all Matakai is pretty neat. #gangbang
Hey Matakai.
by BIG Dong 12” July 1, 2019
Can tell them apart except for their voices and their hair colour. They are both cool, and Heidi is abusive to her boyfriend. Rory is ok and so is heidi. They are cool, and creative, and stuff. Not really sure what to say. They combined have a minimum of 1000 texts in the group chat per day. Yeah.
by BIG Dong 12” July 1, 2019
Might be a satanist.
A secretive person.
Scares the living shit out of me
Might be trying to kill everyone in our school
Made a literal demon boat
Short af
Wears designer toques for all I know
Friends of Heidi Rory and santanna.
Best friends with Abby the satanist
That’s all folks.
A secretive person.
Scares the living shit out of me
Might be trying to kill everyone in our school
Made a literal demon boat
Short af
Wears designer toques for all I know
Friends of Heidi Rory and santanna.
Best friends with Abby the satanist
That’s all folks.
by BIG Dong 12” July 1, 2019