5 definitions by BGTV

Lansing Landslide

When you put dirt in a chic's pussy and fuck her until your and her cum and fluids make it into mud.

I gave my bitch a Lansing Landslide last night, it looked like shit, but it felt so good.

by BGTV October 9, 2017

Awomen

So it be burdened. "Wo" is archaic English for "woe", meaning burdened. Combining amen "so be it" and wo proves that women are a burden.

My bitch just broke up with me, awomen.

by BGTV January 15, 2021

Frozen Peebody

When you write in your will that you would like to be pissed on and cryogenicly frozen without being dried off.

Boy; Grandma, do you want to be a frozen peebody?
Grandma; Why yes child I would.

by BGTV March 10, 2017

Traverse City Cherry Bomb

Sticking an M-80 into a virgin's pussy and lighting it.

It was a miracle that the secretary survived both a Lansing Mail Bomb and a Traverse City Cherry Bomb.

by BGTV March 24, 2019

Cerebral Assassin

Someone who is so mind-nummingly retarded, they send you into a coma or vegatative state (i.e. those who are 13 years old, shop at Hot Topic, watch Twilight and Rick and Morty, and/or believe "real" Communism has never been tried).

Anon decided to be a Cerebral Assassin today, and sent Chad into such a comatose state that he may never recover.

by BGTV March 24, 2019