Cau-ca-sian (kô-k zh n, -k zh n). adj. a.Of or relating to a race of parasitic, vicious humanoid pale skinned mammals known for the mass murdering of other human families, wildlife, plantlife, and poisoning of a planet's food, water, and air supply. b. A class of people with a propensity for distorting history and stealing the identity of other human families. c. The only race solely classified as American on a job application.
James Peterson told Tyrone that caucasians are superior and that he need to recognize his betters or else black people will be picking cotton again.