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Jake Griffin

A man in a show known as The 100 who was floated (AKA executed by being launched into space), for a very dumb reason, trying to leak important information. His daughter who had a good father-daughter relationship with him, has flashbacks about him in the first season. At one point, his daughter goes off on her mom when her mom says "Your father would be so proud of you" after she finds out (SPOILER)

Someone: I am going to watch "The 100", my friend recommended it to me.
After the third episode of the first season:
Someone: Bruh wtf this man (Jake Griffin), was floated (AKA executed by being launched into space) for a very stupid reason. One more thing: (SPOILER)

by Avocado2004 March 15, 2021

Early 2021

The first, most boring, and worst part of 2021, but a very helpful part of 2021
It includes

People still being held captive at home from the virus and weather in a cold winter
Coronavirus
The storming of the US capitols
The covid vaccine
Joe Biden
The new Covid variants that could make the cases increase if people don't get vaccinated quickly and/or people do not wear masks or social distance
Snowstorms causing power outages
Very funny memes about the Grubhub and Kroger ads, and very funny memes about 2020 and 2021
And personal things like a death

However, 2021 will not be all bad. When spring and summer come, things will get better, and when fall comes, everything will feel much better and almost normal. We just have to wait and be carefully optimistic.
If things go well, 2021 will go by faster than you expect!

It's early 2021, the worst part of 2021, but when 2021 progresses, things only get better

by Avocado2004 February 19, 2021

The polar express

A 2004 fun and at times boring Christmas at times musical movie where a young boy runs away from home to go on a train that takes him and other people he meets such as this nice girl, nerdy boy, and shy boy, that he seems to be friends with quickly, throughout a journey. Throughout the movie, things get more interesting but boring at one point. It's a very good movie overall. The last time I watched it was Christmas 2020 and I want to see it again Christmas 2021 and every Christmas.

SPOILERS

The train ride includes a girl thought to be killed, a ghost who appears at multiple times in the movie, emergency brakes, but it gets more and more interesting. Then comes a rollercoaster and the train going on a frozen lake. Then creepy toys giving a halloween vibe, then people singing, then arriving at the north pole where the young boy, the girl, and the shy boy, and nerd sneak away and end up in the workshop. Then they fall into Santa's bag of presents and then get taken to where Santa and the Christmas tree is and the end is boring but important. I almost fell asleep at the end. The young boy believes in Santa and gets the first gift but he loses it but when he leaves the train and wakes up as it was a dream, he gets it as a gift in the real world with a note saying that he left it on Santa's sleigh. The end!

I watched The polar express last Christmas and many Christmases before, ITS SO GOOD I WILL NEVER STOP LOVING THAT MOVIE IT IS MY FAVORITE CHRISTMAS MOVIE EVER!!!

by Avocado2004 February 19, 2021

Covid-19 Vaccine

A vaccine used to give immunity or at least protection to the coronavirus. The first two for the US came out December 2020, and there are more vaccines for other countries. A third US vaccine came out March 2021. As time goes by, more people will get vaccinated and become eligible for the vaccine. So far the vaccines are only available for people as young as 16 but the vaccines are currently being tested on children. A vaccine for children could take up to the fall of 2021 to come out. Hopefully, the vaccine should be widely available in the spring of 2021, if not it will become widely available summer 2021. To reach herd immunity, we need 70-80% of the place, such as the US or a US state fully vaccinated. If 2 million people are vaccinated a day, then we could reach herd immunity as late as September or October 2021, and as early as July or August of 2021. As more people become vaccinated, things will be safer to reopen. In the spring, things with the vaccine will get better, but not many things will reopen, and hopefully the summer should not be bad if people are vaccinated, but the fall will be much better. The 2 main things that we are worried about is vaccine hesitancy due to people not being eligible for the vaccine or people refusing to get vaccinated, and the lack of a vaccine available for children, and the second thing is the variants of the virus that could make the vaccine less effective, but it seems like the vaccines offer decent protection against the variants.

I am getting my first dose of the Covid-19 vaccine tomorrow, then I get my second dose 4 weeks later!

by Avocado2004 March 8, 2021

Dating

Something that can become very good and turn out to be the best thing ever, or something that can go really wrong. When it comes to gold diggers, they are people you should be careful of when it comes to money and manipulation. When it comes to rejection, guys are generally the people who need to worry about it. Girls ask guys out more than girls propose though, however this can create a disadvantage for the female. If she wants to get engaged it is still mainly not up to her, but she can baby trap her bf, which is not a good thing. Rejection, manipulation, heartbreaks when it comes to cheating and dumping, and the worst, dating abuse, are the worst things. Love, happiness, marriage, and children are the best thing when it comes to the positivity of dating. Bad things can still happen when two people are married. It comes to divorce, which is another topic. The best outcome of dating is that 2 people meet, have a good relationship, the girl is not a manipulative cheating gold digger and the guy is not abusive or a cheating a**hole, and the 2 get engaged, and then they have a happy relationship and marriage, with or without children. In a good relationship, when the female gets pregnant, the guy stays by her side and supports her, and in a bad relationship, the guy leaves the girl. See, dating can turn out to be an amazing life changing experience or a traumatizing experience.

Ok so I asked a girl out, she said yes, and now we are dating. On the date, we split the bill 50% and I will never forget the date.

by Avocado2004 April 11, 2021

Spring

The season where people get allergies, but on the plus side nature regrows and it is very beautiful with all the flowers and leaves growing back on trees! Also all the animals stop hibernating. Oh and I almost forgot, spring gives us longer days and warmer, but sometimes wetter weather

I can't believe spring is already almost here! Yay! I want to see all the beautiful flowers and longer days and warmer weather. However I hope this will not be a rainy spring. But April showers bring May flowers!

by Avocado2004 March 9, 2021

Covid-19 quarantine

Fuck it. Fuck being at home all the time.

Fuck the Covid-19 quarantine. Fuck being home all the time. I want to get the fuck out of this house. Fuck online school. Fuck zoom calls. Fuck my annoying family. Fuck it fuckity fuck fuck

by Avocado2004 March 15, 2021