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Dating

Something that can become very good and turn out to be the best thing ever, or something that can go really wrong. When it comes to gold diggers, they are people you should be careful of when it comes to money and manipulation. When it comes to rejection, guys are generally the people who need to worry about it. Girls ask guys out more than girls propose though, however this can create a disadvantage for the female. If she wants to get engaged it is still mainly not up to her, but she can baby trap her bf, which is not a good thing. Rejection, manipulation, heartbreaks when it comes to cheating and dumping, and the worst, dating abuse, are the worst things. Love, happiness, marriage, and children are the best thing when it comes to the positivity of dating. Bad things can still happen when two people are married. It comes to divorce, which is another topic. The best outcome of dating is that 2 people meet, have a good relationship, the girl is not a manipulative cheating gold digger and the guy is not abusive or a cheating a**hole, and the 2 get engaged, and then they have a happy relationship and marriage, with or without children. In a good relationship, when the female gets pregnant, the guy stays by her side and supports her, and in a bad relationship, the guy leaves the girl. See, dating can turn out to be an amazing life changing experience or a traumatizing experience.
Ok so I asked a girl out, she said yes, and now we are dating. On the date, we split the bill 50% and I will never forget the date.
by Avocado2004 April 11, 2021
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Online school

Something that needs to fuck off but has its advantages

Reasons why I want it to fuck off:

I hate sitting on my bed/couch for 6 hours a day staring at a screen
My family is always in the kitchen
I can't do the fun chemistry and other in person stuff
I have been doing it for almost a year
My family is annoying especially when we are all stuck at home
I don't get to see my friends in person
We still have school on snow days
It is making 2021 a boring year to start off

Why I am okay if it lasts forever:

Longer breaks
Less homework
Open note tests
More time to do homework
Teachers sometimes let us out early, sometimes classes are asynchronous, meaning that we don't have class
Ok, it is 8:30, my first class. Time for another shitty and good day of online school!
by Avocado2004 February 23, 2021
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Spring

The season where people get allergies, but on the plus side nature regrows and it is very beautiful with all the flowers and leaves growing back on trees! Also all the animals stop hibernating. Oh and I almost forgot, spring gives us longer days and warmer, but sometimes wetter weather
I can't believe spring is already almost here! Yay! I want to see all the beautiful flowers and longer days and warmer weather. However I hope this will not be a rainy spring. But April showers bring May flowers!
by Avocado2004 March 9, 2021
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Covid-19 quarantine

Fuck the Covid-19 quarantine. Fuck being home all the time. I want to get the fuck out of this house. Fuck online school. Fuck zoom calls. Fuck my annoying family. Fuck it fuckity fuck fuck
by Avocado2004 March 15, 2021
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January 2021

The first month of 2021 to review to see how 2021 will start out. 2021 could be a year of more crap or a year of recovery. January 2021 had its ups and downs. Covid and its vaccine, and politics: the storming of the US capitol and a new president not anything like trump. Now, lets see how the rest of 2021 will go!
It's February 1st, 2021! What has happened this year so far now that we are close to valentines day? January 2021: Oh, corona, its vaccine, and politics: Storming of US capitols and Biden. Not a lot
by Avocado2004 January 25, 2021
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April 2021

The month when some people might go back to school in person
Ok, so the principal said that I go back to school on April 12th, 2021. YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!! If I ACTUALLY go back to school that day, I will never forget April 2021
by Avocado2004 March 7, 2021
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Moog city

A very good Minecraft song. It is my favorite Minecraft song. Then far is my second favorite. The song gives me good memories of all the times I have played Minecraft
Yay it's that amazing Minecraft song Moog city
by Avocado2004 March 9, 2021
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