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Just a fuckin rugged truck. Could get you through hell and back.
Land Cruiser owner: Lets go pwn some Jeeps!
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The worlds most capable off road vehicle. Beats any other 4x4 hands down in terms of style, engineering, durability, and ruggedness.
Land Cruiser, because everything else just sucks.
by J25 August 20, 2005
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Good example of Japanese over-engineering. The landcruiser is a legend for it's off-road capability, reliability, and overall quality. These trail-ready suvs are built to take abuse, decade after decade. I would not hesitate to drive a well-maintained 300,000+ mile landcruiser from coast to coast right now. You would have a better chance of reaching your destination breakdown- free than you would be in any brand new chevrolet or dodge.
I forded a river in my Landcruiser, it made it across just fine, oh, did I mention my family was riding along with me!!
by Maxhell65 December 10, 2011
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That Patrol has no hope up against the Landcruiser
by nIMrOD888 August 07, 2007
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A pretentious vehicle that gives drivers a false sense of security about its limited capabilities, but is mostly used to do the school run or purchase groceries.
I had to tow a Land Cruiser out of a small puddle in front of the school crossing.
by MrOzMan January 08, 2017
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a piece of shit junk car that looks like shit and is all rusty..it doesnt get used in the winter and rusts..a waste of money.. just like marrying a hippo-crocca-dogga-pig
man look at that landcruiser! what a piece!!
by canadianurber April 03, 2006
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