8 definitions by Assistant to the Weeb Lord
"Jesus, Abbey! Just Fuck OFF!!!"
by Assistant to the Weeb Lord May 15, 2020
"Hail, Thomas the tank engine! Hail!"
by Assistant to the Weeb Lord May 22, 2020
1. Cheating girlfriend/boyfriend
2. Small furry mammal, often considered dirty and flea-ridden, but still kept as pets.
2. Small furry mammal, often considered dirty and flea-ridden, but still kept as pets.
by Assistant to the Weeb Lord May 15, 2020
Sits across the room, most likely in the corner, and screams about anime. Likes listening to the English dubs of anime theme songs and will kill you if you touch her hair. Or shoulder. She'll kill you if you touch her in general. Has green hair. About two feet tall. Friends with Tyson. Smart. Very smart. Knows shit.
by Assistant to the Weeb Lord May 19, 2020
Annoying little shit that throws acorns at people and is overall lonely because everyone hates him. Wears shit glasses that are always filthy and is skinny AF.
"Fuck off, Ben"
by Assistant to the Weeb Lord May 18, 2020
A smol boi. Four feet tall. Hates having his hair touched by literally anyone. Doesn't believe in love and will kill you with a broken pen. Weeb and just all-round cool guy. Befriend him. May be the biggest mistake of your life, but worth it.
by Assistant to the Weeb Lord May 13, 2020
Fucking fireball that hangs in the sky and fries innocent little teenage vampires like bacon as they come out their classes.
"The sun is going to kill us!"
"Billy! Run!"
*gets fried*
"NOOOOO! Billy! What happened?!"
"He forgot his sunscreen."
"Damn."
"Billy! Run!"
*gets fried*
"NOOOOO! Billy! What happened?!"
"He forgot his sunscreen."
"Damn."
by Assistant to the Weeb Lord May 19, 2020