Asshole's definitions

brittles

a curly headed silly girl with smelly feet who never wears socks. sings all the time and loves showing off.

Brittles has a large head.

by asshole April 1, 2005

the snap

n. Inserting one's middle finger into a woman's anal cavity and one's thumb into the same woman's vaginal cavity, then pressing them together against the walls of the corresponding oriface and snapping one's fingers. This act is usually very painful to the woman. Derivation of The Shocker.

Last night, this bitch asked me to give her the snap. My middle finger still smells like shit, dude.

by asshole March 17, 2005

les nubians

nu lesbians

i could be dyslexic

by asshole January 21, 2004

gorikoza

SHITTY BAND FROM LONG ISLAND they have horrible lead vocals and shitty riffs

Person 1:Hey man, lets go see that band gorikoza!
Person 2: Jesus Christ Monkey Balls, they suck!

by ASSHOLE July 24, 2004

kwicherbichin

quit your bitchin

you... kwicherbichin!

by asshole January 21, 2004

wet nap

when your girl is sleeping next to you and you jack off and cum on her and she never knows

i was really horny the other night but my girl wouldnt wake up, so i gave her a wet nap

by asshole February 26, 2004

loose meat sandwhich

Term used to describe the genitalia of a woman whose been penetrated with hostile force many times over a long period of time.

Man 1: "Dude, did you really go home with that w.m. girl Jen last night?"
Man 2: "Yeah I did bro, but I got the fuck outta there as soon as I saw her loose meat sandwhich

by AssHole April 4, 2005