Asshole's definitions

william shakespeare

a wierd dude that writes plays

william shakespreare is weird.

by asshole April 29, 2003

the tom brokaw

when someone calls you every day AT THE SAME TIME to tell you meaningless bullshit thats going on in their life

friend: ay, i just made a sandwich, and it was awesome! me: i dont fucking care!!!!

by asshole February 26, 2004

pos

Another gay instant messenger abbreviation created by losers with no life. Means "parent over shoulder." Used to tell the other person that your mom/dad is looking so don't type anything you wouldn't want them to see.

ChEeRcHiCk289: omg lyk u no who is lyk so hott?
SeXiPriNcEsS542: pos
ChEeRcHiCk289: um....what is our math homework
SeXiPriNcEsS: ok he left
ChEeRcHiCk289: oMg! josh is soOo hott and i gave him head yesterday because im a slutty little cheerleader!

by Asshole November 8, 2003

fuckle

to have sex with a man with a small penis. it's more like tickling, really.
fuck+tickle=fuckle

i had sex wit dude but his dick was miniscule...we fuckled.

by asshole January 21, 2004

gorikoza

SHITTY BAND FROM LONG ISLAND they have horrible lead vocals and shitty riffs

Person 1:Hey man, lets go see that band gorikoza!
Person 2: Jesus Christ Monkey Balls, they suck!

by ASSHOLE July 24, 2004

allderan

n :the capital city of the republic in star wars

we are on are way to allderan

by asshole January 30, 2004

wet nap

when your girl is sleeping next to you and you jack off and cum on her and she never knows

i was really horny the other night but my girl wouldnt wake up, so i gave her a wet nap

by asshole February 26, 2004