Asshole's definitions

chemistry

satans torture for teenagers shit you don't need or want to know
bullshit

chemistry is for crack heads

by asshole February 2, 2004

political correctness

what liberal bastards use to hide there prejudice

the word african american is politically correct and bullshit because not even africans call themselves africans and because they ar'nt from africa themselves and because there are infact white africans in the future just say black

by asshole February 2, 2004

william shakespeare

a wierd dude that writes plays

william shakespreare is weird.

by asshole April 29, 2003

pos

Another gay instant messenger abbreviation created by losers with no life. Means "parent over shoulder." Used to tell the other person that your mom/dad is looking so don't type anything you wouldn't want them to see.

ChEeRcHiCk289: omg lyk u no who is lyk so hott?
SeXiPriNcEsS542: pos
ChEeRcHiCk289: um....what is our math homework
SeXiPriNcEsS: ok he left
ChEeRcHiCk289: oMg! josh is soOo hott and i gave him head yesterday because im a slutty little cheerleader!

by Asshole November 8, 2003

ass

1.a butt
2.a donkey
3.a retarded person

1.damn that girl has a fat ass. it jiggles all around.
2.don't make me kick ur ass in the ass.
3.You are such an ass for reading this right here.

by asshole August 24, 2003

Caravan

1) A small, reliable airplane manufactured by Cessna capable of takeoff and landing in very small areas. High load capacity. Popular with FedEx pilots and drug dealers. Can be equipped for both freight or luxury.

2) A large, unreliable minivan manufactured by Dodge capable of infecting every driveway in a white suburban neighborhood. High load capacity. Popular with soccermoms and drug dealers. Equipped for both freight and luxury.

1) "My Caravan has fifty cupholders."

2) "My Caravan has fifty cupholders."

by Asshole October 6, 2003

Full Release

Slang term used in corrupt massage parlors (Whack Palaces) to indicate that you wish to be given a handjob.

"Yeah, uhm, do you offer a full release massage?"

by Asshole October 6, 2003