A state that wishes it was as badass as Michigan. Hey, we might not have Cedar Point, but at least we're not mostly composed of farmland, cows, and rednecks. Pwned.
Passerby 1: Woah, do you see that dude making out with his girlfriend on the bench over there?
Passerby 2: Yeah, what about i-- HOLY SHIT DUDE, THEY'RE TWINS!
Passerby 3: *barfs up a kidney*
Passerby 2: Damn you, Ohio. Damn you in the ass.
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