3 definitions by Asian_noodle(I'm not Asian)

Tree Slonkey

A mixture of the words "monkey" and "sloth". A tree Slonkey is a mythical creature that lives in a Forest. The Slonkey can be found hanging from a tree and making strange noises. The tree Slonkey urban legend originated in the UK, where sightings are increasing high. The Slonkey looks like a cross between a monkey and a sloth, hence the name.

Unimportant person 1: hey, what's that?

Unimportant person 2: what's what?

Unimportant person 1: that thing in the tree?

Unimportant person 2: it's probably a tree Slonkey.

by Asian_noodle(I'm not Asian) April 27, 2020

Wagwem

A different way of saying wagwan

Tony: "wagwem my dudes"

Jeff: wagwan.

Bill: eyup
Tony: fuck off bill, get with the program.

by Asian_noodle(I'm not Asian) April 25, 2020

Thot

An Instagram and Snapchat whore. Usually posts "selfies" of themselves half naked and expects validation for men.

Be gone thot...

...go away!!

by Asian_noodle(I'm not Asian) April 4, 2020