58 definitions by Arnie Grape

reap who you blow

The consequences of giving oral sex to anyone.

Before she could appear in the bukkake video ... she had to sign a "reap who you blow" contract.

by Arnie Grape August 13, 2023

pignity

When a fat person goes out to eat, but he or she refuses to stuff their face in order to save some face.

You could tell be her eyes that the fat woman wanted to go crazy at the buffet, but she held back because her pignity kicked in.

by Arnie Grape February 27, 2021

PC-13

A pre-teen, who was raised by ultra- politically correct parents, and was excessively protected from foul language, extreme violence, sexual situations, and any other adult material.

Seeing a PG-13 move almost killed my PC-13 friend.

by Arnie Grape April 22, 2022

con-damn!

A cheaply made condom that easily breaks and often results in a pregnancy or an STD.

I'm going to be paying 18 years of child support because I used a con-damn!

by Arnie Grape February 25, 2019

sub scrubbers

No talent hacks who run a YouTube Channel, but they can't attract any viewers or subscribers of their own, so they subscribe to another popular channel in order to direct people to theirs.

Once my You Tube Channel became popular, I knew I needed a Mod to exterminate all of the sub scrubbers.

by Arnie Grape September 7, 2021

Girth Control Pill

The male equivalent of a Birth Control Pill.

I will never get a vasectomy, but I always make sure that my Girth Control Pill supply is fully stocked.

by Arnie Grape September 14, 2021

ass tryst

1. The sexual equivalent to an asterisk (*).

2. When someone brags about being in a relationship with an attractive and successful person, but, in reality, their whole relationship is built on sex because the other person is married with a family.

Mary loved to brag about her relationship with a wealthy doctor, but everyone knew it was nothing more than an ass tryst.

by Arnie Grape September 11, 2021