Are2Dee2's definitions

braille-allel parking

parallel parking your car in a tight spot by bumping into the car in front and/or behind you.

I found an awesome spot on Clark St but I was barely able to fit my car into it. Luckily my dad taught me braille-allel parking.

by Are2Dee2 October 28, 2010

pity digits

A phone number you give/get from a girl/guy the morning after you sleep with him/her even though you have absolutely no intention of calling him/her ever again, but it makes the whole goodbye thing way less awkward

I hooked up with a girl last night; she was annoying and I never want to see her again, so the next morning I got some pity digits when I dropped her off so it wouldn't be weird.

by Are2Dee2 October 9, 2009

make it rain

what you should yell out right after hitting any putt over 10ft for par or better when you know its going in.

Tiger Woods was putting from 30 feet and as soon as he hit the putt he yelled "make it rain!" because he knew it was going in.

by Are2Dee2 September 10, 2009

Humiliation Expedition

A bad, or potentially/likely bad, date one goes on within the three-month period after being dumped.

Bob: What are you doing tonight after work?
Randy: Got another Humiliation Expedition; drinks at Local Option.
Bob: How'd you meet this one? Grinder?
Randy: Tinder asshole.

by Are2Dee2 September 29, 2014

food bandit

someone who consistently steals other peoples food; especially prevalent among male college-age roommates.

I had leftover pizza in the refrigerator but now its gone. My roommate is such a food bandit.

by Are2Dee2 December 13, 2009

apple picking

Engaging in a pattern of theft where one "picks" apple products (typically iPhones) out of unsuspecting passenger hands on Chicago public transportation systems like the L.

Can be color-coded to denote specific lines of the L

"Haven't seen you in a minute man, where you been at?"

"I was Red apple picking last night and got 2 old 3Gs and a brand new 4GS."

"Better sell those quick before they get hot and woowoowoo."

by Are2Dee2 January 9, 2012