Definitions by Are2Dee2

braille-allel parking 

parallel parking your car in a tight spot by bumping into the car in front and/or behind you.

I found an awesome spot on Clark St but I was barely able to fit my car into it. Luckily my dad taught me braille-allel parking.

braille-allel parking by Are2Dee2 October 28, 2010

jelly beans 

Ronald Reagan's favorite snack. Also the method used by his administration to make his mouth move in the later years of his administration when his brain was "off."

Give him some Jelly Beans and then I'll do the voice over while he's chewing.

jelly beans by Are2Dee2 October 22, 2010

food bandit 

someone who consistently steals other peoples food; especially prevalent among male college-age roommates.

I had leftover pizza in the refrigerator but now its gone. My roommate is such a food bandit.

food bandit by Are2Dee2 December 13, 2009

courtesy fart 

A fart released before you enter a crowded area so you don't release it while in the crowded area, gassing everyone stuck in the room with you.

Before I got on the train I let out a courtesy fart on the platform because I knew I wouldn't be able to hold it in until my stop.

courtesy fart by Are2Dee2 October 13, 2009

pity digits 

A phone number you give/get from a girl/guy the morning after you sleep with him/her even though you have absolutely no intention of calling him/her ever again, but it makes the whole goodbye thing way less awkward

I hooked up with a girl last night; she was annoying and I never want to see her again, so the next morning I got some pity digits when I dropped her off so it wouldn't be weird.

pity digits by Are2Dee2 October 9, 2009

make it rain 

what you should yell out right after hitting any putt over 10ft for par or better when you know its going in.

Tiger Woods was putting from 30 feet and as soon as he hit the putt he yelled "make it rain!" because he knew it was going in.

make it rain by Are2Dee2 September 10, 2009