Are2Dee2's definitions

Humiliation Expedition

A bad, or potentially/likely bad, date one goes on within the three-month period after being dumped.

Bob: What are you doing tonight after work?
Randy: Got another Humiliation Expedition; drinks at Local Option.
Bob: How'd you meet this one? Grinder?
Randy: Tinder asshole.

by Are2Dee2 September 29, 2014

braille-allel parking

parallel parking your car in a tight spot by bumping into the car in front and/or behind you.

I found an awesome spot on Clark St but I was barely able to fit my car into it. Luckily my dad taught me braille-allel parking.

by Are2Dee2 October 28, 2010

make it rain

what you should yell out right after hitting any putt over 10ft for par or better when you know its going in.

Tiger Woods was putting from 30 feet and as soon as he hit the putt he yelled "make it rain!" because he knew it was going in.

by Are2Dee2 September 10, 2009

LOMIS

LOMIS: "Lay Off Me I'm Starving!" said by Chris Farley in an early 90s SNL sketch. A Lomis is used to describe a woman who is very large and often seen shoveling food into her mouth.

"I was out with my girlfriend and her roommates last night, we ordered cheese fries and one of them was a total lomis."

"There's always one in every group."

by Are2Dee2 September 9, 2011

courtesy fart

A fart released before you enter a crowded area so you don't release it while in the crowded area, gassing everyone stuck in the room with you.

Before I got on the train I let out a courtesy fart on the platform because I knew I wouldn't be able to hold it in until my stop.

by Are2Dee2 October 13, 2009

apple picking

Engaging in a pattern of theft where one "picks" apple products (typically iPhones) out of unsuspecting passenger hands on Chicago public transportation systems like the L.

Can be color-coded to denote specific lines of the L

"Haven't seen you in a minute man, where you been at?"

"I was Red apple picking last night and got 2 old 3Gs and a brand new 4GS."

"Better sell those quick before they get hot and woowoowoo."

by Are2Dee2 January 9, 2012