168 definitions by ApricotFields

TV fat

When you're not really that fat, you're not skinny, you've a bit of extra weight but you're really not what people imagine by "fat". A lot of guys would be still into you without having a fat fetish.

The type of fat they like to use as a love interest in TV and film.

I thought it was dumb that they tried to have a body positivity message but every fat character was TV fat.

by ApricotFields February 9, 2019

Snow-figure

A more naturalistic alternative to "snow-person" that preserves the gender neutrality and can also be used for other animals and things.

We dawned our coats and ventured into the snow to make a seductive and voluptuous snow-figure.

by ApricotFields July 31, 2020

Boykini

A bikini variant in which the bottoms resemble boyshorts.

Her body looked no less amazing in that boykini.

by ApricotFields May 25, 2019

Muttonfest

A place with an over abundance of adults but a great lack of children.

I hate the mall on a week day; it's such a muttonfest.

by ApricotFields October 14, 2020

Breastprised

The potentially very pleasant of unpleasant surprise found when hugging some female you haven't seen for a while and feeling they have breasts when they hadn't before.

At my last family reunion a good few nieces breastprised me. I have mixed feelings about it.

by ApricotFields May 25, 2019

H-some

A group sex configuration in which two members engage with each other and 4 other people who do not interact among themselves.

Carly and Macy found 4 hot guys and even though they were all straight, they were able to persuade them to have an H-some with them.

by ApricotFields May 15, 2022

Mispedery

The hatred, dislike or lack of respect for children beyond what is the justified amount authority over them. This can manifest itself as denying the child certain freedoms such as choosing whether they take life saving vaccines, exploring their sexuality at their own discretion or just simply demanding unearned respect by virtue of being the adult.

Along with Misogyny, mispedery is an enduring problem in our society in which an ostensible admiration for someone's "innocence" or "virtue" is used as a means of denying them autonomy. It is an extension of the same patriarchal ideology that oppresses women and men alike, though in different ways.

Like with adult women, the remedy is a matter of "love me less, respect me more".

by ApricotFields May 22, 2019