Definitions by AppleZack

Screwge

n. - Someone who doesn't like sex, or has a negative outlook on intercourse in general. A sexual malcontent.

"You've got a headache? C'mon baby, quit being a screwge."

Screwge by AppleZack December 7, 2006

doif 

An expression of sympathetic frustration and surprise. Customarily used in situations where the person using the expression has found him/herself in the same or similar situation as the subject.

- "I got a flat tire yesterday, in the pouring rain".
- "Did you really? Doif".

doif by AppleZack December 6, 2006