2 definitions by AppleZack

n. - Someone who doesn't like sex, or has a negative outlook on intercourse in general. A sexual malcontent.
"You've got a headache? C'mon baby, quit being a screwge."
by AppleZack December 6, 2006
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An expression of sympathetic frustration and surprise. Customarily used in situations where the person using the expression has found him/herself in the same or similar situation as the subject.
- "I got a flat tire yesterday, in the pouring rain".
- "Did you really? Doif".
by AppleZack December 4, 2006
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