Top Definition
a chick magnet, ladies man, or sex god.
That dudes a total schock.
by George Chalaveettil January 20, 2008
russian beauty, complete with a russian booty (;

"oh, she's a schock alright!"
by russianbeauty April 20, 2009
The kind of surprise you get that causes a slight Germanic accent to be startlingly appropriate. Such as walking into your house and finding your spouse curled up with German erotica by the fire
Peter: Margaret, are you reading Kaiser Diver?
Margaret: Well, with you away on business every weekday I need to amuse myself in some ways, don't I?
Peter: Well, I haven't had this much of a schock since you gave Klaus a tour of the house while I was working late!
by Malaria August 15, 2005

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