11 definitions by Annoying Little Dad
I was having a pretty crappy day but I took a break and had a nice #5 foamer. Now I'm ready to tackle the rest of my to do list.
by Annoying Little Dad January 30, 2023
Did you hear about Tommy Wommy Womsters? He tried to do a pogo fap and he wiped out and broke several bones. Now the poor guy can't even cuff his carrot.
by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023
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by Annoying Little Dad January 31, 2023
I really needed to rub one out, but I was at my friends house so there was nut danger. So I waited until I got home later.
by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023
Someone who loves metal but if a show is not at one specific venue they will go online and shit all over the show, even if they like the bands, because it's not at the one venue they prefer to go. Another example would be a 5 band bill and they love 4 bands on the show, but they complain because 1 of the 5 bands is not their cup of tea.
Oh did you see that sick tour that got announced? Yeah, but it's all the way across town a whole 7 miles from my apartment.
Dude stop being such a fucking Metallikaren
Dude stop being such a fucking Metallikaren
by Annoying Little Dad January 31, 2023
The amount of time it takes a nerd to become useless at a nerdbang. Once this happens the nerd sluts move on to the next nerd, hoping that one of them can can quench their thirst for a satisfying nerdgasm.
Did you have fun at the nerdbang?
Fuck no, every single nerd lasted 27 seconds and I got no pleasure. Thankfully i had a #5 foamer or the whole night would have been wasted.
Fuck no, every single nerd lasted 27 seconds and I got no pleasure. Thankfully i had a #5 foamer or the whole night would have been wasted.
by Annoying Little Dad February 3, 2023