Angus McCracken's definitions

Polio of the Bungholio

A case of diarrhea so nasty it makes you question your very humanity.

(Gagging) OMG honey you need to see a doctor. I think you have polio of the bungholio. It is like living with a farm animal.

by Angus McCracken February 4, 2020

Panty Puke

(Verb) what happens when your girlfriend is so hammered she needs to shit and puke, but makes the wrong call on which one needs to happen first.

Cindy is stuck in the bathroom. The smell of her own shit caused her to puke into her gitch. Worst case of panty puke I ever saw. Someone should go help the poor girl.

by Angus McCracken February 12, 2020

Greasy Lizard

(Noun) What your dick becomes when you can't decide what you want to do most, eat KFC or jerk off, so you do both simultaneously.

You disgusting pig. Put down that chicken. Your tiny dick looks like a greasy lizard.

by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020

Pube Pass

(Verb) the action of cradling your nut sack in the palm of your right hand just prior to a meeting, so that the smell of your balls is transferred to the hand of an unsuspecting recipient during a casual handshake.

It is not necessary to actually pass the recipient a physical pube during the move, however if you can pull off leaving one of your pubes unnoticed and stuck to the recipiebt's hand you must accumulate a score of no less than 9 out of 10 even from the Russian judge.

Mother fucker! I can tell by the smirk on your face you.pulled off a pube pass at the meeting with the lawyer.

by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020

Field Card

Very similar to a V Card that one surrenders upon loosing ones virginity this is a military term for new recruits who masturbate for the first time while on a military exercise.

Sir I have got poison ivy on my dick from surrendering my field card.

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

Snow Job

When you think your girl friend has swallowed your load only to have your own semen deceptively spat back into your mouth while kissing her.

Dude your Mom said she swallowed but then gave me a nasty snow job.

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

Cum Bubbles

What occurs when one farts immediately following having a load dropped into their ass.

The worst thing about cum bubbles is when they burst all you smell are farts.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020