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Man being the head elf is not all it is cracked up to be. Santa cums a small river and expects me to swallow.
by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
Get the Head Elf mug.(Verb) the action of cradling your nut sack in the palm of your right hand just prior to a meeting, so that the smell of your balls is transferred to the hand of an unsuspecting recipient during a casual handshake.
It is not necessary to actually pass the recipient a physical pube during the move, however if you can pull off leaving one of your pubes unnoticed and stuck to the recipiebt's hand you must accumulate a score of no less than 9 out of 10 even from the Russian judge.
It is not necessary to actually pass the recipient a physical pube during the move, however if you can pull off leaving one of your pubes unnoticed and stuck to the recipiebt's hand you must accumulate a score of no less than 9 out of 10 even from the Russian judge.
Mother fucker! I can tell by the smirk on your face you.pulled off a pube pass at the meeting with the lawyer.
by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
Get the Pube Pass mug.Man I just wanted to get high. I drank too much Jack, took two of Grampys viagra cause I thought they was the valium. You can't hide that shit in track pants. I did 4 hours of hard time bitches.
by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
Get the Hard Time mug.A lesser known but equally popular version of the 19th century holiday classic "Tis The Season"
This pop culture adaption of the classic yuletide favourite extols the joy of blowing your load on an unexpecting party goer.
This pop culture adaption of the classic yuletide favourite extols the joy of blowing your load on an unexpecting party goer.
Giz the season to be jolly - fa la la la lala la la
Dump your balls on a girl named Holly - fa la la la lala la la.
Dump your balls on a girl named Holly - fa la la la lala la la.
by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
Get the Giz The Season mug.Defines the ultimate goal of any girl where her intent is to engulf your entire member in a near scandalous blow job.
by Angus McCracken March 26, 2020
Get the Tip to Taint mug.A log of shit hanging from your buttcheeks just before it splashes into the toilet. If at this moment someone were to catch a glimpse of your butt it would appear as though your butt was a giant pair of hairy lips smoking a cigar.
by Angus McCracken February 10, 2020
Get the Buttcheek Cigar mug.Often confused with the sense that people on an island have about the.progression of time.
The correct definition refers to a specialized dump that can only be created my a certified dump master. In order to take an Island Time shit the dumper must drop at least one fully formed log into a toilet containing tidy bowl blue water whilst simultaneously urinating into the toilet. The yellow mixes with the blue creating an ocean green that the Caribbean is well known for.
If the dumper wipes and adds toilet paper to the bowl it is no longer an Island Time shit. This is why the conditions must be right and this can only be pulled off by a dump master.
It is also necessary to rise before wiping to get a view of your masterpiece from a height. Pics are not necessary but always appreciated.
Rare as an Island Time dump is it is even rarer to hear a female boast and or mention this type of specialized shit.
The correct definition refers to a specialized dump that can only be created my a certified dump master. In order to take an Island Time shit the dumper must drop at least one fully formed log into a toilet containing tidy bowl blue water whilst simultaneously urinating into the toilet. The yellow mixes with the blue creating an ocean green that the Caribbean is well known for.
If the dumper wipes and adds toilet paper to the bowl it is no longer an Island Time shit. This is why the conditions must be right and this can only be pulled off by a dump master.
It is also necessary to rise before wiping to get a view of your masterpiece from a height. Pics are not necessary but always appreciated.
Rare as an Island Time dump is it is even rarer to hear a female boast and or mention this type of specialized shit.
Man that looks like a photo from the plane when I went on Spring Break. Smell that...it is Island Time!
by Angus McCracken February 10, 2020
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