Angus McCracken's definitions

Head Elf

The elf responsible for blowing Santa when Mrs. Claus is busy baking cookies.

Man being the head elf is not all it is cracked up to be. Santa cums a small river and expects me to swallow.

by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020

Count Cuntula

A dude that absolutely loves eating pussy and is not deterred in the least when the lady he is snacking on is having her period.

Wipe that blood off your face dude. Who do you think you are Count Cuntula?

by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020

Couter-kitten

A young girl who is pursued romantically by an older lesbian.

Or who makes herself available to an older lesbian

There is no better way to start your day than waking up with a couter-kitten in your bed.

by Angus McCracken January 21, 2020

Bag Full of Monkeys

Describes the situation where more than 2 guys need to share the same condom with one girl.

I'd rather be a part of a bag full of monkeys than get a chick preggers. I'm a good citizen like dat.

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

Scabrosus

1. The latin word for itchy

2. A rash of scabs that appears all over your itchy nuts. Brought on by unrelenting scratching.

No wonder you got scabrosus. You never stop scratching your dam nuts.

by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020

Total Bitch

Often referred to as a whore or nasty slut because she has fucked your entire friend group, her refusal to even consider fucking you makes her a total bitch.

She has fucked everyone but me. What a total bitch.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Field Card

Very similar to a V Card that one surrenders upon loosing ones virginity this is a military term for new recruits who masturbate for the first time while on a military exercise.

Sir I have got poison ivy on my dick from surrendering my field card.

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020