Angus McCracken's definitions

Bag O' Chips and a Coke

(Noun) What a Catholic priest offers an alter boy to get the taste of semen out of his mouth.

Now now don't cry I know that stuff doesn't taste great but here is a wee bag o' chips and a coke. Remember it is our secret.

by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020

Peek-a-Boo

What you imagine your hemorrhoids saying after a long day on your feet.

Honey where is the Preperation H? My dam hemorrhoids are playing peek-a-boo again.

by Angus McCracken February 4, 2020

Nose Relish

That lone booger you manage to discretely pick from your nose and hide amongst the relish on the hot dog cart.

I am pretty sure that guy has my snot on his hot dog. How does the nose relish taste buddy?

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Semen Soap

What you get after jerking off into the liquid soap container simply because it is the same color and texture as semen.

He was in the washroom so long people wondered if he was making semen soap.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Gumby

When your Grandma spits her false teeth into a glass on the night stand so she can blow your Grandpa like he needs to be blown.

Grandpa loves fishing but not like he enjoys a gumby from Grandma.

by Angus McCracken January 26, 2020

Pass the Grey Poupon

A phrase you hear over and over again as your drunken frat buddies take turns using your Grandma as a finger puppet.

Man last night was dope. Your Gma sure does play pass the grey poupon with style.

by Angus McCracken February 12, 2020

Quiver Master

1. The individual responsible for managing the arrows in the quiver.

2. An individual with large fingers who is skilled in pleasuring the ladies.

Oh my he is quite the quiver master!

by Angus McCracken February 4, 2020