3 definitions by Angry_Pirate
This is your uncle who you have never met before but when he calls you, he is dying and he needs you bank account info to transfer 27 million to your western union.
by Angry_Pirate January 5, 2019
A braid dead midget who has the worst case of bipolar disease and Is constantly blaming others for his fuck ups.
He claims that you will never be sexually active however he probably fucks his dogs. For the icing on the cake, he has a microscopic penis which is smaller than an ant.
He claims that you will never be sexually active however he probably fucks his dogs. For the icing on the cake, he has a microscopic penis which is smaller than an ant.
“Lucas is such a cocksucking thundercunt)!”
by Angry_Pirate July 29, 2018
He knows every girl in town and has fucked at least half of them.
He is insanely smart and sexy.
Egor is a genius playboy with a 12 inch penis which he is not afraid to show off.
He is insanely smart and sexy.
Egor is a genius playboy with a 12 inch penis which he is not afraid to show off.
by Angry_Pirate July 29, 2018