Andy1's definitions

Doucheldork

A famous city in Germany (where people and dorks both douche)

Next time you visit Germany, make sure you don't miss out on Doucheldork

by andy1 January 15, 2006

CBOTS

An Acronym for Cutlass Beat Off Taillight Syndrome. Virtually all 1973-1977 Oldsmobile Cutlasses had a badly designed connector for the left taillight bulb, and on virtually all of the cars within a few months of manufacture the left taillight bulb would quit working. A little elbow grease and bending with a needle nose pliers could get it shining again. I doubt if the manufacturer (GM) ever knew about it, or if they did, they did nothing about it.

Lori's 1973 Cutlass had a case of CBOTS, my 1977 Cutlass had CBOTS, in the 1970s I saw many cases of CBOTS every day.

by andy1 July 12, 2007

DFL

DUMB FUCKING LIBERAL, the official name of the Minnesota Democratic party

Hubert H. "Humpty Dumpty" Humphrey founded the DFL.

by andy1 March 5, 2005

ALBERT POOH HOLES

The correct pronunciation of Albert Pujols, the greatest current baseball player.

The Kansas City Royals were too dumb to draft Albert Pooh Holes, even as he went to high school and community college in our 'burbs.

by andy1 July 1, 2006

on the rag

All the conventional definitions, plus a case where a mechanical device is malfunctioning for a 5 to 7 day period. See OTR and beating off

Bill, your FIAT is on the rag.

by andy1 May 24, 2005

bird turd

Bird Shit, bird poop, bird doo

Although birds are pretty, one should never put out bird seed or bird food because that simply creates bird turds

by andy1 June 5, 2005

San Fagsicko

And yet another word for San Francisco, the gay bay. See San Fagshitco and San Fransissyco.

If you are going to San Fagsicko, you'd better wear a butt protector there.

by andy1 June 6, 2005