Andy1's definitions

Susan Ostrich

A left-wing lawyer on TV with the most obnoxious voice on the planet, and the 3rd most obnoxious face. More commonly known as Susan Estrich.

Susan Ostrich was on Fox News last night; it was worse than chalk on a blackboard.

by andy1 July 14, 2007

Porous Pecker

Famous German tennis player, former Wimbledon champion.

On the German game show ‘You Bet….?’ tennis star Porous Pecker has announced his engagement to ex-girlfriend Lilly Kerssenberg.

The two split up last year, and Pecker was quick to propose to his girlfriend of a few months, Sandy Meyer-Woelden. But he says now that that is a mistake behind him.

“Last summer I went a bit off track but she took me back. Now I don’t want to let her go,” Pecker told a shocked crowd, as he and his now-fiance, who was also on the program, smiled happily on stage.

by andy1 March 4, 2009

cun't

New England pronunciation of can't

There is a famous song by the Rolling Stones, "You cun't always get what you want"

by andy1 October 29, 2004

gay bay

Truckdrivers (and others) slang for San Fagcisco

if you get anywhere near the gay bay, you need to wear a butt protector.

by andy1 March 27, 2005

ball street urinal

Slang term for the Wall Street Journal

Although the ball street urinal occasionaly has a human interest sports story, it will not become a complete newspaper until it gets a daily sports section.

by andy1 September 24, 2006

CTF

Abbreviation For Chuck the Flake

CTF worked on the air conditioner for hours, said it was fixed, but there was no change

by andy1 December 3, 2003

Albuturkey

Main city of New Mexico, south of Bernadildo

Albuturkey is near the center of New Mexico.

by andy1 March 13, 2010