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4 definitions by Andy Gray

 
1.
Slabberdash, the act of holding a penis, erect or unerect, and slapping a member of the same/opposite sex accros the face with it.
i will slabberdash you so hard your eyes water

she could do with a good slabberdashing.
by Andy Gray May 05, 2004
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2.
Originated by immature people in boro, this involves, breaking wind, at the same time, grabbing the area behind your arsehole and making a cup effect with your hand. then placing your hand over a friend/enemys face.
*Andy Farted*... *he grabs the fart* places it over willo's mouth, and says Scoff The Boff
by Andy Gray May 06, 2004
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3.
A Scunjab is basicly another name for a scunner, a ugly little scruffy person, often low on money, goes round asking to lend off other people, this money dosent usualy get payed back in time, or dosent get payed back at all. a scunner also may be found walking around the streets at the age of 16, with her child, and no suprises, she isnt too sure who the father is.
look at that fat scruffy single mother there, what a scunjab.
by Andy Gray May 27, 2004
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4.
This was originated in the north east england, more specificly middlesbrough, back in the 1990's. the art of doing this foul move, involves the predator eyeing up his victim who is sleeping, then makes his move,only in stealth, one wrong move cud cost him his life, he observes his victim and waits to make the kill, patience is of the essence here,a good fisherman knows wen to go in for the kill, the victim opens his mouth in the sleep and the predator is in there like a shot, pants down...arse on his face wiv his balls...phwoar the adrenaline
"i left a cheesy shitty smell on your face whilst you were sleeping after my wonderful starfish"

"my face has a strong smell of shit and cheese after that cunt starfished me"
by Andy Gray May 06, 2004
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