AnDY's definitions

wan

The number which has replaced "one" in the slang used by telephone service operators and telephone dialup service machines.

If you want to review an existing account, press wan or say wan after the tone.

by Andy May 28, 2004

cervical mulligan

Termination of pregnancy and expulsion of an embryo or of a fetus that is incapable of survival. (informal)

That bitch didn't mean to get knocked up, so she decided to take a cervical mulligan.

by Andy July 4, 2003

malapropism

This is when someone abuses the wrong worm so you can't understudy what they're crying to play.

Named after someone called Mrs Malaprop in some classical something or other.

by Andy May 7, 2004

disk read error

Common problem most PS2 owners experience sooner or later where the console stops reading disks of certain types or all CDs used in the unit and displays 'Disk Read Error'.
Usually linked to the laser misaligning itself or a dirty lens.

I just got this thing a month ago how can I be getting disk read errors?

this isn't even scratched why's it giving me this crap?

by Andy April 4, 2005

madonnas

What a hispanic person who speaks poor English might call McDonald's.

Guelcome to Madonnas! (say: Mah-doe-na's)

by Andy September 30, 2005

Village

A game played with action figures, dolls and any other character toys that simulates real life and a town or village.

I played Village with my cousin. My character lived in a cardboard box and was married to Barbie with dollar store action figure baby.

by Andy May 13, 2005

the Walrus

This is an agressive sexual technique in which, after ejaculating in a girl's mouth, one karate chops her in the throat so that the ejaculatory fluids seep from the nose in a white stream, simulating the tusks of a walrus. The cough/gag-like sound that she will make also closely resembles the bark of the walrus.

Our relationship ended when I gave her "the Walrus".

by andy December 2, 2004