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A person who occupies an administrative position (namely the Receptionist or Front Desk position), who is inept and exhibits the inability to do the simplest of tasks. A combination of the words "retard" and "receptionist."
After being told that our email was down due to problems with the server, the retardeceptionist asked, "Should I call the server?"
by Amy February 25, 2004
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Gorgeous

This guy...creator of the CKY DVD's and Haggard, is one of the greatest and sexiest guys alive.
If looks could kill, he would be the main suspect.
by Amy December 12, 2003
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a girl who drinks semen in large quanities
she felt so full after drinkin all that warm cum, shes such a cum chugger
by Amy September 24, 2003
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Someone who involitarily acts like an asswipe
You fuckin' Jackfucker!!!
- see asswipe
by Amy December 12, 2003
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An etreme sexual drive that can only be sated with hours of mindless sex or violence.
I don't remember anything form when i was in the rut.
by Amy April 5, 2005
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this cool guy that drives around in a white trailblazer with his friend Loli..yeah theyre both fuckin awesome
-Yo, did you see how bangin' Quasimoto was today?
-Fo shizzle my nizzle!
by Amy February 27, 2004
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for those who live in the actual town.

west chester is home to jackass, viva la bam and fairmans. A place where you can be frequently spotted holding a fennario's coffe cup or having brunch at penn's table. You go to the exton mall in your resonably priced car and shop whereever the clothes that fit you. One of your family members has probably lived in west chester their whole life, and graduated from henderson or east. Your not afraid to hang out in wendy's parking lots or get drunk on naty in the basement.
by Amy March 17, 2005
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