36 definitions by AmadeuS469

Impedimentary

That which causes an impediment to something. An obstacle or block needed to be overcome.

His steroid use caused sterility & was impedimentary to the conceiving of a child.

by AmadeuS469 June 11, 2022

Slang for masturbation or any other activity that one derives pleasure from without the assistance of anyone else.

My groin injury wasn't caused by sexual intercourse it was caused by self pleasurevation.

by AmadeuS469 September 10, 2022

A fisticuffs between 2 or more persons that ends in a shootout.

I heard on the news that there was just a Blasticuffs down on 3rd & Main.

by AmadeuS469 March 10, 2021

A clitoris that looks like a peanut & is big enough to suck on.

by AmadeuS469 March 23, 2021

Well, I'd love to come to the after bar but uh, I do believe my lady friend wants to go back to my place for some horizontal refreshments.

by AmadeuS469 July 3, 2018

When you sneeze or cough and unexpectedly, simultaneously flatulate.

Between that baked bean salad and the pollen count I nearly kachoonablasted a hole in my pants.

by AmadeuS469 June 20, 2016

The lube left in your ass from the anal sex/anal play the night before that helps ease out your first morning poop.

It's great when that first shit of the day is made easier by the Fuck Fiber left over from the butt plug you wore the night before.

by AmadeuS469 April 10, 2020