2 definitions by AmBerger Hamburger

Granjob

A version of a handjob after a long day of swimming

Logan: "I like that swimsuit. How bout a hand job?"
Amber: "Thanks! But we've been swimming for hours and...(shows print hands). Will you settle for a granjob?"

by AmBerger Hamburger January 12, 2019

Falafel

A nice way to turn down sex with your partner.

"Hey you wanna hump?"
"Falafel"
" 😖"

by AmBerger Hamburger January 12, 2019