3 definitions by Almost A Myth
GOTFN (pronounced: got-fin) is an acronym for Get On The Floor Now!
Generally, the GOTFN list is written by a small group of impulsive teenage girl friends, when their hormones begin to take control of their sex drives. The list consists of the guys and/or gals they want to, or need to, get down and dirty with, preferably immediately, and right here on the floor! The higher the rank on the list, the more urgent it is to get with those people.
Guy friends can have a GOTFN list too, but due to the dramatic and flighty nature of making and maintaining such a list, they are most likely effeminate, or metrosexual types.
Generally, the GOTFN list is written by a small group of impulsive teenage girl friends, when their hormones begin to take control of their sex drives. The list consists of the guys and/or gals they want to, or need to, get down and dirty with, preferably immediately, and right here on the floor! The higher the rank on the list, the more urgent it is to get with those people.
Guy friends can have a GOTFN list too, but due to the dramatic and flighty nature of making and maintaining such a list, they are most likely effeminate, or metrosexual types.
Those girls are so hot, I was proud to find out that I'm at the top of their GOTFN list!
Did you see your step-brother's GOTFN list? I always thought he was kinda fruity.
Did you see your step-brother's GOTFN list? I always thought he was kinda fruity.
by Almost A Myth February 28, 2019
Noun:
1. The puddle of product squeezed from a squeeze bottle, pumped from a dispensing device, sprayed from an aerosol can, or scooped from a container.
2. Can also refer to spilled, wasted, unwanted, or discarded product.
Verb:
1. To give, transfer, spill, or otherwise move such product from one place to another.
Does not refer to powders, solids, non-viscus substances, or free flowing liquids like water.
1. The puddle of product squeezed from a squeeze bottle, pumped from a dispensing device, sprayed from an aerosol can, or scooped from a container.
2. Can also refer to spilled, wasted, unwanted, or discarded product.
Verb:
1. To give, transfer, spill, or otherwise move such product from one place to another.
Does not refer to powders, solids, non-viscus substances, or free flowing liquids like water.
Noun:
The snack bar put a huge splurb of butter on my popcorn.
That hair gel is oily, so just use a small splurb.
Who left a splurb of grease on the garage floor?
I accidentally sat in a splurb of mustard.
That's a big splurb of shaving cream.
Squeeze a splurb of glue onto the paper.
Spray a splurb of foam insulation into the cracks around the pipes.
Help, I spilled a giant splurb of paint onto the carpet!
Verb:
Splurb me some of that syrup.
He splurbed half a bottle of oil onto the engine.
I got splurbed in the face with chocolate sauce.
Did you splurb all of that mayo onto the floor?
You're splurbing a lot of whipped cream onto your pie.
If you don't stop complaining, I'll splurb you with the first thing I grab!
Please don't splurb any more varnish onto the floor.
Splurb the rest of that glue into a smaller container.
The snack bar put a huge splurb of butter on my popcorn.
That hair gel is oily, so just use a small splurb.
Who left a splurb of grease on the garage floor?
I accidentally sat in a splurb of mustard.
That's a big splurb of shaving cream.
Squeeze a splurb of glue onto the paper.
Spray a splurb of foam insulation into the cracks around the pipes.
Help, I spilled a giant splurb of paint onto the carpet!
Verb:
Splurb me some of that syrup.
He splurbed half a bottle of oil onto the engine.
I got splurbed in the face with chocolate sauce.
Did you splurb all of that mayo onto the floor?
You're splurbing a lot of whipped cream onto your pie.
If you don't stop complaining, I'll splurb you with the first thing I grab!
Please don't splurb any more varnish onto the floor.
Splurb the rest of that glue into a smaller container.
by Almost A Myth February 21, 2019
When someone tries to steal something they don't deserve, and didn't earn, from an unsuspecting bystander. Usually practiced by the lowest form of lying, manipulating, scum sucking, degenerates on the face of the earth.
Add different endings to suit the occasion.
Add different endings to suit the occasion.
That new forum post is total spoligamy!
That's what happens when y'all drink too much beer. Every word out of y'all's mouths is spoligamy in one form or another.
He's the king of all spoligamists!
All these guys ever post is spoligamization.
That entire site has been spoligified.
That's what happens when y'all drink too much beer. Every word out of y'all's mouths is spoligamy in one form or another.
He's the king of all spoligamists!
All these guys ever post is spoligamization.
That entire site has been spoligified.
by Almost A Myth September 16, 2020