4 definitions by Alletto

People that say things that make sense regardless of the quality of what is being said.
Donald Trump ("straight talker")- "I'm gonna build a wall and have Mexico pay for it!"

Note: He never said where, the president does not have the authority, and why would Mexico pay for a wall.
by Alletto July 12, 2016
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When you're into someone, but you're not sure if you're just close friends or taking it slow. This is especially common among lesbians in cultures where women are expected to have intimate friendships, and among gay men in cultures where men are expected to have the more intimate friendships.
P1: So are you and Jessica going out? And don't lie to me, I saw you two making out earlier.
P2: I don't know, I mean it could have been a kiss between friends.
P1: Friends don't kiss with tongue, this is very much not a Schrodinger's Friend situation.
by Alletto February 10, 2022
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A quick way to piss off a woman in professional or semi professional attire as it implies that they look like a man or, even worse, a steam punk enthusiast
P1: Wow, you're looking real dapper today dude! What's the occasion? You going to a steam punk convention?
P2: I've known you for all of 5 seconds and I already feel a strong desire to to punch you.
by Alletto October 20, 2021
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1.) A conspiracy made by Starbucks to make you pay ten times the normal price of coffee with milk by making it sound fancy.

2.) An insulting way of referring to a young, rich, white person who looks like a liberal.
1.) I told you three times sir, a latte costs twenty-five bucks, not two-fifty.

2.) Look at those stupid lattes, pretending to be progressive while they sip their coffee.
by Alletto January 24, 2017
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