Allen's definitions

showty

partner,peer,friend,associate, some one who you call if you need there attention

hey showty is u going to da atrium?

by Allen June 6, 2004

mandingo

1.a man, ussually black, with a large almost humongus penis. Often works as a male stripper or butt pirate.

2. Having rough crazy wild sex on the sofa or back seat of a car.

1. "damn, 16 inches?? fucking mandingo must have pulled his dick since he was lil"

2. "i'd sure like to mandingo my teacher in junior high"

by Allen November 22, 2004

redneck

White man (ussually white), whos name is hank or cletus, who shoots down beer cans and has sex with his sister on the front lawn (if they have one).

They tend to drive pick-up trucks and listen to country music.

They also have stupid accents and no use of grammar, since they are of low income, thats why they smell.


In conclusion, they think that everything can be fixed with duck tape, they use a shotgun to change the channel, and use dogs to scratch their nutsacks.

why do rednecks fuck their sisters? havent you heard of hookers? either that or go consult Dr. Hans Jerkoff

by Allen November 22, 2004

key key

It is a really retarded cat computer that looks like a cat and acts like a cat most likly owned by a furry named Devan the cat boy.

KEY! KEY! Not against my wall.

by allen November 30, 2004

penigami

the art of dick-folding

good golly gosh, i sure love penigami

by allen March 5, 2004

pussy wanker

A pussy wanker is someone that is a total pussy when it comes to going out with girls, and instead wacks off all day alone.

Dude, John is a pussy wanker.

by Allen March 8, 2004

cheap

A button masher by the name of Josh

You cheap faggot, why the hell do you button mash at every fighting game in the world. I know i'm fucking better than you, and you still win. Why don't you STFU and Die. Geez.

by Allen March 14, 2004