7 definitions by Alien Blender

Qi

An ancient magical Chinese superpower force used as a plot device in kung-fu movies when the writers are having a slow day.

And then the kung-fu master is surrounded by a billion bajillion Commie-Nazis with machine guns, but then he uses his Qi and all their heads blow up.

by Alien Blender May 21, 2008

OJ

Homocidal orange juice.

The genetically engineered OJ's escaped from the store and started killing people and writing books about it.

by Alien Blender May 21, 2008

Bacon

The cure for vegeterianism.

When she decided to become a vegetarian, the doctor prescribed lots and lots of bacon.

by Alien Blender May 21, 2008

Kitchen

A book by a banana, because naturally, as food, the kitchen is all bananas ever see.

Kitchen was written by Banana Yoshimoto.

by Alien Blender May 21, 2008

zombay

South American guy that died and came back to life.

Watch out for dat zombay, mon!

by Alien Blender May 21, 2008

Phat

A compliment invented by internet nerds who wanted to turn the insult they most commonly heard into something positive.

Jock: Hey, (f)phat kid!
Fat kid: Why, thank you.

by Alien Blender May 21, 2008

Prism Kids

An advanced race of alien geniuses set on taking over the world. But they'll eventually wage war on each other for mental superiority and tear their complex government apart.

Person A: Wanna help me stop the Prism Kids?
Person B: Not really
Person A: Yeah, me neither.

by Alien Blender May 21, 2008