13 definitions by Alianne

clitoris

Source of unbelievable pleasure in a woman. Looks like a tiny pink Smartie.

Mmmm... very lickable...

by Alianne September 8, 2003

R&B

"Rhythm and blues" - upbeat, funky music that started in the 60s with the Motown era. Has really gone downhill since then.

Ashanti, Destiny's Child... where has the LIFE gone?

by Alianne September 13, 2003

jwbxlyx

The secret? YOU ARE AN IMBECILE!

by Alianne September 14, 2003

slick willy

In Britain, willy means penis. Which makes calling Bill Clinton a "slick willy" even more appropriate...

by Alianne September 9, 2003

Beyonce

A "Beyonce" is a sanctimonious (usually female) singer who obsesses about her Christian pride and "integrity", thanks God for giving her "the precious gift of talent", and irritates the hell out of all sane people.

I would join the church gospel choir but it's full of fucking Beyonces.

by Alianne September 20, 2003

feminine

An approving word used to describe a sweet, inoffensive woman who wears fluffy pink sweaters and floral perfume. Usually a passive bimbo with the intellect of a sheep. Sleeps with a cuddly stuffed bunny. The ideal that most men want and most women aspire to: not to be confused with feminist.

"Surgically removed your brain? How very feminine of you."

by Alianne September 7, 2003

dildo

a species of tree

oh yes it is... look it up in a dictionary.

by Alianne September 13, 2003