175 definitions by Alex Quantashassle

any cop

Phrs. Of value, of any worth. Bristish origin.

"Have you heard their new CD? I heard it was rubbish but do you think it's any cop?"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

awareness

Another word for intellegence used in the middle-class ghetto.

"He has very little awareness."
"Indeed."

by Alex Quantashassle June 10, 2005

skooj

A contemptable individual. (i.e. someone you don't like). Suburban slang.

"My teacher's a skooj! He always keeps us in!"
"Indeed."

by Alex Quantashassle June 25, 2005

toad stool

The bizarre sexual act of squatting like a toad and relieving yourself on your partner.

"Jess did the toad stool on me last night."
"Eww."

by Alex Quantashassle May 29, 2005

awlarse

Noun. A contemptible person. Also auldarse, allarse. Possibly from old arse. (Merseyside British use)

"You can be such an awlarse at times!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005

apeth

Noun. A pet name for a silly person. A shortening of daft apeth. Apeth, derived from haypneeworth (half a penny's worth) but pronounced ha'p'orth. (British)

"Oh, Jake. You're such an apeth when it comes to patching trousers!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

anal cavity opening

A polite way of saying 'arsehole'.

"Joe, you're cheating with my wife! You anal cavity opening!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005