8 definitions by Alex Dumpance
The undeserved applause and standing ovation given to the singer for her mediocre performance was a prime example of ovation inflation.
by Alex Dumpance March 24, 2010
Dude, I drove through Palm Shitty on my way to Stuart. Those rich fags have put more inconvenient speedbumps on the road.
by Alex Dumpance December 14, 2009
A word used to define any old-fashioned, in-efficient thing to do or way of doing things. Named for the way incandescent light bulbs were replaced by much better fluorescent one.
by Alex Dumpance January 4, 2010
by Alex Dumpance June 30, 2009
One who behaves in some way like a baby. The word comes from the laundry detergent brand meant for baby clothes called Dreft.
by Alex Dumpance April 15, 2010
One who rides a Honda Goldwing. Goldwings are the biggest, heaviest, most expensive, and most unnecessary bikes in the world. Wingers totally miss the point of riding a motorcycle because they'd rather have seat massagers and TVs on their bikes.
Why is there a supertanker driving down the street? Oh wait, its just that winger and his awful Honda GL1800
by Alex Dumpance March 6, 2010
by Alex Dumpance December 18, 2009