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3 definitions by Alaras

 
1.
(n.) Any arrest without a warrant or witnessed crime made without any charges filed, no access to a lawyer, no civil protections, and no possibility of a trial in the foreseeable future, made possible by the PATRIOT Act (a US law that is still the cause of polarizing controversy) and used to accuse innocent people of being terrorists because they work as a cashier in a store that a captured terrorist used to shop at (or something equally pointless).
Every time that a Patriot Act arrest is made, America walks further along the path of self-destruction.
by Alaras January 16, 2006
 
2.
1. The highest forms of bitchery and bitchy behavior
I'm dumping her sorry ass for grand bitchery
by Alaras February 24, 2008
 
3.
A 5 gallon container filled with 10 gallons of shit. It isn't that well-known yet, but it comes in handy if you know what it means!
No wonder you're such a shithead! You swallowed an entire blivet for breakfast!
by Alaras February 10, 2006