Definitions by Al gurl

narf 

to hit really hard; to get hit really hard; to be in excrutiating pain after being hit really hard.

1.O dude, I just narfed my toe on that nail! My toe is narfed.

2.(referring to a deer getting hit by a car)...Look at that deer! It just got totally narfed by that car!

3."I'm gonna narf your face!"
--that dude just got narfed.

narf by Al gurl January 12, 2009

SWISH 

an expression of excitement; an exclamation of an event worth celebrating in the moment; to be rad.

1.AAHH, that rhyme was SWISH doggy dogg!

2.(after doing something cool)...SWISH!

3.Your new kicks are SWISH!

SWISH by Al gurl January 12, 2009