Al's definitions

salty dog

The act of having sex with 1 girl and then meeting up with another shortly after (3-5 hours) and having her perform oral on you.

Yeah, suck that SaLtY DoG!!

by Al April 4, 2003

Cretin

An encourageable greenhorn. No matter how much you try, the person has no idea of what he is being instructed, nor does he care. The person is hopeless

That asshole cretin couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel. He'll never learn.

by Al November 8, 2003

liquid bread

1. Any beer. Particularly refers to heavy, full bodied beers, which can be very filling.

2. Guiness, or Irish Breakfast, as it is also called.

1. I don't need lunch; I just had some liquid bread.

2. Guiness is the closest you'll ever get to liquid bread without putting a loaf of Wonderbread into a blender.

by Al February 9, 2004

Ass clown

craigers

craigers is an ass clown and cant think of any better insult than ass clown for other people

by al October 2, 2003

slunch

n., a term referring to a lunch-break used to have sex as opposed to eat lunch; origin: "sex" and "lunch"

"we're going to go for some slunch."

by al November 10, 2004

scatty

Someone who is messy, or generally disorganised. They could also be lanky, or wear scraggy clothes. See scatter scat

Look at that creature emeril, how very scatty.

by Al October 13, 2004

lo0ol

The extreme of lol (laugh out loud), lmao (laugh my ass off), and rotfl (roll on the floor laughing). Used in instant messenging when you can't express how much you're laughing when you're on the computer or a phone.

Someone says something really funny and then you type, "lo0ol".

by Al August 19, 2004