Al's definitions

sexist

1. One who practices discriminatory behavoir based on gender. The individual may be of either sex, and may discriminate against their own sex, as well as the opposite sex.

1. Sally hates me, because she is a femenist, and I am a man, which makes her a dirty sexist.

by Al October 12, 2003

shot caller

a baller; a player; someone who calls all the shots around him.

by Al January 20, 2003

totaled

1. State of complete intoxication (ie, hammered, floored, wasted, smashed, destroyed, etc...).

2. When the total cost of repairs to a vehicle excedes the total appraissed value of the vehicle.

3. On a driving penalty scale, one up from DWI 3rd offense, one down from attempted automotive manslaughter (except in states where the above are equivalent).

1. I got so totaled I passed out on the bar last night.

2. My insurance provider told me to start looking for a new car when I totaled mine.

3. Al: I was drinking and driving last night, and something bad happened.
Bob: DWI, AGAIN??
Al: Nah, I totaled my car.

by Al October 14, 2003

Aardvark

Derived from the character 'Arvid' from Head of the class. Someone who is nerd-ish and basically has no social status. Also symbolic of someone who is clumsy and dopey looking.

That guy is so skinny and aardvark!

by Al April 27, 2004

snowy

adj., one who does coke.

that girl is messing up her life. she's still snowy.

by al November 12, 2004

RBS

Acronym for Random Boner Syndrome. Pretty self explanatory, but it happens when you're just sitting there and randomly get a boner. Usually not spurred by anything.

"Yo man, I was sittin in class one day and got hit with RBS."
"And..."
"Well, the teacher called on me, and I had to go up to the board. Everyone laughed."
"Yeah, that's cause yo wang is small, guy."

by Al April 21, 2004

domineezy

the act of utterly dominating at an event, such as Hearts.

"yo, im the total Domineezy in this here crib ma nizzles."

by al November 13, 2003