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totaled

1. State of complete intoxication (ie, hammered, floored, wasted, smashed, destroyed, etc...).

2. When the total cost of repairs to a vehicle excedes the total appraissed value of the vehicle.

3. On a driving penalty scale, one up from DWI 3rd offense, one down from attempted automotive manslaughter (except in states where the above are equivalent).
1. I got so totaled I passed out on the bar last night.

2. My insurance provider told me to start looking for a new car when I totaled mine.

3. Al: I was drinking and driving last night, and something bad happened.
Bob: DWI, AGAIN??
Al: Nah, I totaled my car.
by Al October 14, 2003
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mutually assured destruction

1. (MAD) Any situation or course of action which ensures the total erradication of all parties involved.

2. Often used to describe what would have happened in the Cold War Era were one side to have attacked the other using nuclear weapons, causing the other side to retaliate, ensuring the nuclear obliteration of most of Asia and North America.
1. When Phil and Bob entered into that gay-suicide-love-pact, they were pursuing a course of mutually assured destruction.

2. Mutually assured destruction never happened in the Cold War -- look around you people; we're living in America, not the movie Cyborg.
by Al October 12, 2003
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snowy

that girl is messing up her life. she's still snowy.
by al November 12, 2004
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floobs

Boobs that are large for the sole reason that the girl is fat.
Bob: That girl is hot, she's got a nice rack.

Bill: Those are floobs, man, what are you talking about?
by al September 30, 2003
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pouch fucker

Man who likes to have sex with marsupials
Man is my boss a real pouch fucker
by Al September 1, 2008
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sexist

1. One who practices discriminatory behavoir based on gender. The individual may be of either sex, and may discriminate against their own sex, as well as the opposite sex.
1. Sally hates me, because she is a femenist, and I am a man, which makes her a dirty sexist.
by Al October 12, 2003
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greyfriars

Having a shit
Rhyming slang - Greyfriar's Bobby - Jobby
I'm away for a Greyfriars
by Al April 30, 2004
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