10 definitions by Aintworth Reading

skuggerux

when dancing a jig, it is the third step to the left after the dance has commenced.

He aced the 'skuggerux' movement but fell down when the music stopped abruptly.

A limerick sung to the tune "Battle Hymn of the Republic". Usually considered an extraordinary musical feat.

The crowd roared in their approval of the bands squrd.

The optical illusion created by renaissance artists where a smirk could be construed as either a slight smile or an annoying smirk.

There has historically always been controversy over whether the Mona Lisa was smurkint.

When typing the word 'finger' and your hands are placed incorrectly, one key to the right for every letter.

Always check spelling in your emails; no one will know that a broken middle 'gomhrt' is a broken middle finger.

Zoontoss is a game, similar to lawn darts, except the objects thrown are zoons (small cube shaped pieces of crushed agregate cement).

At the family picnic the cousins got to decide which game would be played by everyone; zoontoss or checkers.

A trail of diarrhea highlighting the path to the lavatory in marginal eating establishments.

After seeing the turdaloo, Sally decided against ordering the shucked raw oysters.

'Sturnkey' refers to the oldest and meanest Alpha turkey in a farmyard. Also spelled "Sternkey".

Tom turkey may have been the toughest turkey in the turkey pen but Big Bill was certainly the Sturnkey.