3 definitions by Aelana
A change agent; a goddess amongst women AND men. One who brings joy and laughter into everyone's presence she encounters. One who is blessed with this radical name will move people, enjoy life to its fullest, bring peace to tumultuous situations, and love unconditionally.
If you've fucked your life up to the point where you think there's no turning back, change your name to Aelana and there will be hope in your future.
by Aelana October 9, 2016
When you want to end things with someone, (specifically a difficult situation/person) to avoid as much drama as possible, you decide to wait until it’s tactically possible for the safety of you and others. Essentially there is unfinished business that you’re afraid will bite you in the ass if you don’t handle it before ending it.
by Aelana June 14, 2022
A simple, yet profound way to ensure a clean and happy vagina. The ultimate system that will enable a vagina to engage in sex in the most harsh conditions, without fear of infection..: when you make a woman squirt at the end of any vaginal interaction. This removes any chance of bacterial infection by flushing out the sensitive inner workings of managing a perfect ph. There can exist a world in which no woman must fear the repercussions of dirty camp sex. Simply make her squirt as the final step. The added bonus is, even if she didn’t get off during sex, the fuck followed by the flush will ensure an enthusiastic fuck yes, every time.
I used to avoid dirty camp sex for fear of bv or yeast infection.. since practicing the fuck ‘n flush method, I have the healthiest vagina ever!!! Now, it’s imperative that any person I let interact with my lady bits must learn how to make me squirt.
by Aelana August 13, 2022