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Elvis has left the building

When a guy's member has exited his boxer shorts by sneaking out of the flap during the night.
Sally woke up, rolled over, and looked at Frank.

It appears that Elvis has left the building, Sally thought to herself.
by Ae5Ea8 March 15, 2015
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JohnSmithism

The attribution of behavior to someone with a common name (i.e., John Smith, Bob Smith, Mary Jones), without thinking of the overall impact your comment has on the unique individuals who actually have that name and don't act like the "average person." So it's like racism, sexism, or ageism, but based instead on someone's name. Hence, JohnSmithism.
The Constitution should be amended to make JohnSmithism illegal.
by Ae5Ea8 April 21, 2015
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Frostco

the huge walk-in freezer at Costco that is totally freezing.
Larry caught a cold while lollygagging in the Frostco looking for the tub of organic spinach.
by Ae5Ea8 February 21, 2015
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mute salute

"Mute salute" describes a short, loud burst of sound from a student's laptop showing that they were watching a video instead of taking notes. A mute salute correctly causes those around you to infer that you were not paying attention at all and either watching cat videos on Youtube or some ridiculous "FAIL" video on TMZ.
Did you hear Jobob's mute salute in class today?

Yeah, that was a total fail. He's on the teacher's shit list now for sure.
by Ae5Ea8 March 2, 2015
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Pist-ot note

When you write on the wrong side of a Post-it note.
by Ae5Ea8 May 14, 2015
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Heisenbro Uncertainty Principle

Combination of "Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle" and "bro." A bro cannot be both a bro and a boyfriend/husband at the same time. If he's with other bros, he acts one way: usually vulgar and rude. If he's with his girlfriend/wife, he acts another way: sweet and charming. He can never act exactly like a bro if he is with both bros and his girlfriend or wife.
One often observes the Heisenbro Uncertainty Principle at weddings.
by Ae5Ea8 March 2, 2015
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Sharpie guilt

That guilty feeling you get when you see that you've left the cap off on your highlighter overnight
by Ae5Ea8 October 27, 2016
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