203 definitions by Ae5Ea8
by Ae5Ea8 April 21, 2015
Combination of "blotto" and "auto correct," describing the inaccuracies you make while explaining something to someone when you are totally wasted. This is like the mistakes that a smartphone makes when it auto corrects what you want to say with something totally weird, but you don't realize what you actually said until you see the text or email sometime later.
by Ae5Ea8 February 22, 2015
Saying or writing something marginally funny, but then making it just plain old douchey by prefacing it with a hashtag.
#realmenuseemoticons is a douchetag
by Ae5Ea8 October 3, 2015
"Mute salute" describes a short, loud burst of sound from a student's laptop showing that they were watching a video instead of taking notes. A mute salute correctly causes those around you to infer that you were not paying attention at all and either watching cat videos on Youtube or some ridiculous "FAIL" video on TMZ.
Did you hear Jobob's mute salute in class today?
Yeah, that was a total fail. He's on the teacher's shit list now for sure.
Yeah, that was a total fail. He's on the teacher's shit list now for sure.
by Ae5Ea8 March 2, 2015
Weird nicknames of people you know based on the home voicemail machine absolutely butchering their name on the caller ID.
Why do new Panasonic land line phones come loaded with that awful 1980's era voice? It leads to rampant voicemailism after voicemailism.
by Ae5Ea8 April 8, 2015
Combination of "smell" and "hello," describing the act of two dogs sniffing the other's respective business end as a way of saying hello.
Buster and Rover did the smello ritual of walking around each other in a circle while each of them got acquainted with the other.
by Ae5Ea8 March 3, 2015
When someone obviously from the United States puts on airs by saying "an historical moment" like a Brit. The offender not only uses "an" instead of "a" but also pronounces the "h." While some leeway may be given to somebody who was educated outside of the United States, this pronunciation comes off as a bit affected if you are just an average American born and raised in the States.
by Ae5Ea8 March 11, 2015