Ae5Ea8's definitions

Cape Code

A computer programming language invented on Cape Cod, Massachusetts.

I live in a house down by the sea in Cape Code.

by Ae5Ea8 February 3, 2015

Firsty the Snowman

The first snowman of the season.

Firsty the Snowman is especially happy and jolly because he's going to be around for the whole winter.

by Ae5Ea8 February 2, 2015

alphanumeria

the feeling of confusion, panic and brain fog that sets in when trying to convert letters to numbers on a phone

trying to dial 1-800-SIR-MIX-A-LOT has given me a bad case of alphanumeria

by Ae5Ea8 May 24, 2017

fauxgiene

Combination of "faux" and "hygiene" meaning when you half-heartedly wash your hands in a restroom. Your motivation is not actual hygiene but rather the social pressure to appear as if you actually do care.

I rinsed my hands with water and didn't use any soap: That's fauxgiene for you.

by Ae5Ea8 March 9, 2015

brouche bag (a.k.a., b bag)

A bro who is a d bag.

Yeah, that guy's a total b bag (i.e., brouche bag (a.k.a., b bag)).

by Ae5Ea8 March 31, 2015

brauxmance

1. A fake bromance on a reality show just to gain the confidence of the other person.

2. A bromance that turns out badly...where two guys start off liking each as bros, but end up thinking that the other is a jerk.

I ended my brauxmance. The guy who though was cool was actually a brouche bag.

by Ae5Ea8 March 31, 2015

ascetiquette

Combination of "ascetic" and "etiquette," describing the act of denying yourself the pleasure of eating your meal at it's peak hotness until everyone at the restaurant table gets served their meal.

Ascetiquette be damned. Eat while it's hot.

by Ae5Ea8 August 12, 2016