Ae5Ea8's definitions

shit list

The short list of people you would feel comfortable talking to while simultaneously dropping a deuce.

I often ponder my shit list in the Starbucks bathroom.

by Ae5Ea8 January 10, 2016

Cardozbro

Any judge that you think is cool, like a bro.

Justice Benjamin N. Cardozo was the original Cardozbro. Learned Hand was also a Cardozbro. Justices Roberts, Scalia, and Thomas are modern day Cardozbros. Justice Alito, though, is a an Alitbro. Justice Sotomayor might be able to sneak in there as a Brotomayor.

by Ae5Ea8 March 7, 2015

selfie stick

1. a selfie stick
2. slang for one's own johnson

The Louvre has banned the selfie stick.

by Ae5Ea8 March 31, 2015

greeding card

Combination of "greeting card" and "greed," describing a personal greeting card that you get in the mail that has money or a check in it.

A greeding card from Uncle Ralph, sweet.

by Ae5Ea8 February 26, 2015

Tub

A $20 bill. Often used in the plural. Derives from the abolitionist Harriet Tubman, whose image will succeed Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill.

Flea Market Patron: How many Tubs is that antique back scratcher?
Flea Market Vendor: Five Tubs, and not a Tub less.

by Ae5Ea8 May 22, 2016

matulence

A combination of "flatulence" and "mat:" A farting sound on a sweaty mat caused by the curve of your lower back pushing the air out when you do a quick sit up. This can occur most often when your towel is soaked with sweat, as often occurs during the sit up in Bikram Yoga.

Pardon my matulence, ma'am. That wasn't the beans below.

by Ae5Ea8 February 17, 2015

kettle my chettle

OMG!, as in are you f*&^'ing kettling my chips? (derived from Kettle Chips being awesome potato chips, coming from "all that and a bag of chips")

Well kettle my chettle, Marge, I won the dang lottery!

by Ae5Ea8 August 18, 2015