captain's list

the short list of people with whom you would feel comfortable talking on the phone while you are dropping a deuce
My girlfriend has asked me to remove her from my captain's list.
by Ae5Ea8 January 16, 2016
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smello

Combination of "smell" and "hello," describing the act of two dogs sniffing the other's respective business end as a way of saying hello.
Buster and Rover did the smello ritual of walking around each other in a circle while each of them got acquainted with the other.
by Ae5Ea8 March 03, 2015
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houche bag

When someone obviously from the United States puts on airs by saying "an historical moment" like a Brit. The offender not only uses "an" instead of "a" but also pronounces the "h." While some leeway may be given to somebody who was educated outside of the United States, this pronunciation comes off as a bit affected if you are just an average American born and raised in the States.
Don't be a hb.
Eh?
Houche bag.
by Ae5Ea8 March 11, 2015
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misunderSTUD

When you ask a dumb question in class but the teacher misunderstands you to be asking something a lot more intelligent than what you were really asking. You were actually asking something that betrayed your ignorance of the subject matter, but the teacher reads into your question a nuanced understanding that you simply did not have.

You were misunderstood, but you're a misunderSTUD, because the teacher thinks you're so smart.
Teacher: What is the meaning of life?

Student: Molecules?

Teacher: That's an amazing answer. It brings out the paradox that the material and the immaterial coexist simultaneously in our universe.

Student: Thinking...OAwWWWHH YEAAAAAHH...I'm a misunderSTUD
by Ae5Ea8 April 10, 2015
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scraper towel

Combination of "paper towel" and "scrape," describing the act of using a paper towel to blow your nose. The paper towel is so rough that feels like you are "scraping" your nose. This emergency measure should only be enacted when you do not have access to a tissue or toilet paper. It often helps to wet the paper towel first in order to soften the sharp edges. All in all, it is generally thought better to sacrifice a few nose hairs in order to take care of whatever business you have going on up in your nose.
Why is your nose bleeding?

I had to use a scraper towel in the mens room.
by Ae5Ea8 March 15, 2015
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ebroji

Combination of "emoji" and "bro," describing the extremely small subset of emoji that it is OK to use in texts or emails between two bros.
Acceptable ebroji: ๐Ÿ€ ๐Ÿˆ ๐Ÿ‘Š

Unacceptable ebroji: ๐ŸŒฑ ๐ŸŒฒ ๐ŸŒณ ๐ŸŒด ๐ŸŒต ๐ŸŒท ๐ŸŒธ ๐ŸŒน ๐ŸŒบ ๐ŸŒป ๐ŸŒผ ๐Ÿ’ ๐ŸŒพ ๐ŸŒฟ ๐Ÿ€ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ‚ ๐Ÿƒ ๐Ÿ„ ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿ€ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿญ ๐Ÿน ๐Ÿ‚ ๐Ÿƒ ๐Ÿ„ ๐Ÿฎ ๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฏ ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿฐ ๐Ÿˆ ๐Ÿฑ ๐ŸŽ ๐Ÿด ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ” ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿฃ ๐Ÿฅ ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿช ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿฝ ๐Ÿ• ๐Ÿฉ ๐Ÿถ ๐Ÿบ ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿจ ๐Ÿผ ๐Ÿต ๐Ÿ™ˆ ๐Ÿ™‰ ๐Ÿ™Š ๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ‰ ๐Ÿฒ ๐ŸŠ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿข ๐Ÿธ ๐Ÿ‹ ๐Ÿณ ๐Ÿฌ ๐Ÿ™ ๐ŸŸ ๐Ÿ  ๐Ÿก ๐Ÿš ๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿ› ๐Ÿœ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿž ๐Ÿพ
by Ae5Ea8 April 15, 2015
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Sharpie guilt

That guilty feeling you get when you see that you've left the cap off on your highlighter overnight
Sharpie guilt trip is a thing
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