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fratulence

The ungodly air of rank beer farts at a fraternity party.
Fratulence Fridays: avoid.
by Ae5Ea8 April 12, 2015
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wheatgross

Another name for wheatgrass, due to its gross taste.
A shot of wheatgross will make you shudder.
by Ae5Ea8 May 6, 2015
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Elvis has left the building

When a guy's member has exited his boxer shorts by sneaking out of the flap during the night.
Sally woke up, rolled over, and looked at Frank.

It appears that Elvis has left the building, Sally thought to herself.
by Ae5Ea8 March 15, 2015
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baby on board

When you have to drop a massive deuce but you hold it in until you get home or find a cleaner or more private bathroom to use. It feels like you are temporarily with child. Thus, you've got a "baby on board."
If you got a baby on board, here' s what to do: walk briskly, drive safely, and set yourself free in the privacy of your own home.
by Ae5Ea8 April 2, 2015
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Frostco

the huge walk-in freezer at Costco that is totally freezing.
Larry caught a cold while lollygagging in the Frostco looking for the tub of organic spinach.
by Ae5Ea8 February 21, 2015
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JohnSmithism

The attribution of behavior to someone with a common name (i.e., John Smith, Bob Smith, Mary Jones), without thinking of the overall impact your comment has on the unique individuals who actually have that name and don't act like the "average person." So it's like racism, sexism, or ageism, but based instead on someone's name. Hence, JohnSmithism.
The Constitution should be amended to make JohnSmithism illegal.
by Ae5Ea8 April 21, 2015
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Heisenbro Uncertainty Principle

Combination of "Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle" and "bro." A bro cannot be both a bro and a boyfriend/husband at the same time. If he's with other bros, he acts one way: usually vulgar and rude. If he's with his girlfriend/wife, he acts another way: sweet and charming. He can never act exactly like a bro if he is with both bros and his girlfriend or wife.
One often observes the Heisenbro Uncertainty Principle at weddings.
by Ae5Ea8 March 2, 2015
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