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The sixth sense you have when you feel the shopping cart of the person behind you about to ram into your Achilles' heels because the person is not paying attention and not going to realize that you are about to stop
by Ae5Ea8 December 18, 2017
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Burning the midnight oil again, Steve?
Yeah, good thing I've got my Bampers on. I'm so much more efficient.
Yeah, good thing I've got my Bampers on. I'm so much more efficient.
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A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.
So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.
So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
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