9 definitions by Adultie

When your girl gives you a Hot Richard and shits a little. After which you don't want to embarrass her so you soak up the frog soup between your bodies and sheets.
A greasy spoon happened while we were spooning.
by Adultie January 12, 2018
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A woman that lacks the baby making parts
Clare where you do to keep your blow.?
I don’t know I’m urterusless!
by Adultie August 30, 2020
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When you do irresponsible things but still able to adult and you kill it
I stayed up all night and got home just in time to wake the kids, get them up, cook breakfast and get them to school on time. I adultied today.
by Adultie October 13, 2017
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The art of not letting partying affect your day to day life.
We're adults and did adultie things
by Adultie October 13, 2017
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The length of time in between your girl giving up the booty hole
Christina’s anal year is 354 days .
by Adultie September 8, 2019
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How much you sell your cooterjuice for?
Aubrey, how much do you sell your dress with cooterjuice for?
by Adultie July 16, 2021
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