5 definitions by Adagio

Beneath the Mire

To be, literally or metaphorically, under a pile of shit.

Dave got a failing grade on his thesis paper on the same day his beloved girlfriend of 7 years broke up with him. He was truly beneath the mire.

by Adagio November 19, 2010

Hours of Wealth

When possessed by Satan, you're considered to be living your hours of wealth during he time when you're not completely consumed by him.

Derived from the Opeth song of the same name.

Sara felt fulfilled and liberated yet surprisingly empty when she encountered her hours of wealth.

by Adagio November 19, 2010

Ghost of Perdition

The Ghost of Perdition is a sexual maneuver where you cut open the chest of a woman you've recently killed and cum inside of it.

Derived from the Opeth song of the same name.

Massimo preformed the Ghost of Perdition after killing a woman he was just too fed up with.

by Adagio November 19, 2010

Brent

One of the kindest souls to ever walk the Earth. A most special person who deserves nothing but the best in life.

Brent has the ability to take an awful day and turn it into one of your best. Every interaction will leave you happier and with a smile on your face! His compassion is unmatched, and his sense of humor is prime.

His joy and passion for his craft are so inspiring and such a gift to the world. Those who are able to witness his creative genius at work are truly lucky people!

"If there were more Brents in the world, it would be a much happier and better place."

by Adagio December 18, 2020

April Ethereal

1. When you're stalking a recently-widowed woman that you love unendingly who is still grieving, the very moment she faces you is her April Ethereal. Bonus points if you're the dead husband.

2. Your first ejaculation in the month of April is your April Ethereal.

1. John couldn't get over Victoria's astonished look when he revealed himself to her.

2. Danny had his April Ethereal on the very first day of the month.

by Adagio November 19, 2010