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Witty (or smartass) response to when someone calls out for God, Jesus, or other holy figures or deities. Often used to stiffle someone else's overreaction, while also serving as shameless self-promtion into holiness or godhood.
Can bee seen as the quicker and less patronizing version of the "Don't call me that in public!" response.
(after witnessing an indescribable mess)
Friend: Jesus Christ...
Me: You called? *smug face*
by Acronymus February 14, 2017
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To establish something, put something into order, or to set up something (new).
A neologism as a result of a common error when translating from Hungarian to English, creating a quasi-literal translation of the Hungarian word "statuál" (from the Latin "statuere" or "statutum", meaning 'to set up, to raise, to order, to judge').
Commonly used in the phrase "to statuate an example" ("példát statuál", meaning "make an example of").
"Was he late again?"
"Yes. I think it's time we statuated some new rules."

"Why did you include this?"
"To statuate an example. If people can add stupid shit like "himbo" to the dictionary, without ever bothering to look up that there was a proper term for a male bimbo, then so can I!"
by Acronymus July 8, 2020
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1. Someone who fulfills a superior and/or leadership position while having double standards for the people underneath them.
2. Someone who's superior position is held up by a double standard that excludes others from gaining that position.
"I may not have been honest with him, but that doesn't mean he can rifle through my stuff and kick me out! He's a total hypocrat!"
"Of course, Cherryl expect us to finish before deadline, but being the complete hypocrat she is, she can allow herself to drag her feet and present our combined efforts late to the higher ups!"
by Acronymus September 18, 2023
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Pronounced /aɪnʃtant/ or /ɛɪnʃtɒnd/. Typically non-capitalized if not used in languages other than German.

A german word, originally meaning something along the lines of "honorary joining" or "gift given upon entering service" (and also, a term in tennis).
In Hungarian, the term is nowadays used to describe when someone steals something, though, it originally meant to take something by force, on the "right of the stronger" - essentially, might makes right, and the mighty have the right to all.

This description of the word originates from Hungarian writer Ferenc's Molnár's famous youth novel, "The Paul Street Boys", where it was described as a word used by bigger kids, when they want to take a smaller kid's toys - basically saying that unless the toy in question is handed over, there will be trouble - a one-word note of seizure by force.
While originally an invented re-appropriation, the word soon entered popular slang, thanks to the novel's popularity, and is still widely used today, albeit, it's meaning has now been altered to mean either taking something for your own use (when it is for public use), and hogging it to yourself, or used ironically, when someone takes something before you, simply on a "first come, first served" basis.
I was playing marbles with some of the others, when to big kids from the other school came over, called "Einstand", and took all of our marbles!
Couldn't get the scissors - someone had already einstanded it!
by Acronymus February 27, 2019
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People (gamers who play Online Mass Multiplayers, in particular) who seem to play without any coherent idea as to what they should do, and remain oblivious about the positions of their team, the enemy, or even complete functions and aspects of the game they're playing.
Their gameplay is so atrociously bad, that it gives the impression they suffer from Attention Decifit Disorder, or have never even heard of computer or video games until that very moment, despite having played the game a couple hundred times by then.
In most cases, they're completely detrimental to the team, dying early on without contributing much, or even hindering the game for others.
In the rare occasions they're actually helpful, it's more by accident than by willful act from their part (i.e. acting as cannon fodder, or spotting enemies and giving them something to concentrate on)
*match starts, players on friendly team split to try and cover all sides of the map.*
Joe: Follow me, guys!
*Joe rushes ahead, out into the open*
Mack: Joe, stop, they'll spot you!
*Joe gets shot, spots an enemy stops in the middle of the open field to engage it*
*Joe gets obliterated by multiple enemies*
Joe: Stupid team! Why didn't you help me?!
Mack: Because you're tactically retarded, Joe, that's why. Why did you rush ahead?!
by Acronymus February 26, 2017
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