5 definitions by Absoluteroaster69

Lu

Lu, abbreviation for ‘light up’ used to signal when someone is having a cigarette.

‘Hey man I’m just going for a lu.‘

Roy: Yeah I’m gonna have a lu too.

by Absoluteroaster69 April 24, 2020

78, when you have done something 78 times too many and that bothers you.

Larry: ‘finally passed my driving test.’

Roy: ‘nice how many lessons did you have?’

Larry: ‘78!’

Roy: ‘grreeeaat 78!’

by Absoluteroaster69 April 24, 2020

Jew out 9, when someone has fucked you over massively, it can only be described as a Jew out 9

Roy: ‘Dude, I was about to get laid last night and Roy cockblocked me again ffs!’

Mangus: ‘Well that’s a Jew out 9 isn’t it?!’

by Absoluteroaster69 April 24, 2020

A less bait word for ganja.

‘Anyone know where Roy is?‘

‘Nah geez, seems pretty dry round here atm!‘

‘That Roy is such an elusive mother fucker!’

by Absoluteroaster69 April 24, 2020

Asshole 9, when someone has done something that is described as a Jew out 9, they are an asshole 9, 9/10 on the asshole scale!

Matt: ‘Ash completely jewed me out today, he dropped me right in it.’

Liam: ‘that’s such a Jew out 9.’

Matt: ‘I know he’s an asshole 9.’

by Absoluteroaster69 April 24, 2020